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Democrats really do have a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don’t they? As loathsome as the Repub’s parroting of talking points with one voice is, they do manage to sound authoritative when […]
Scurvy Jane is a belligerent, Vitamin B deficient, daughter of a father who always says she will not and then does. It’s almost as if she was put on this earth to test the boundaries […]
My wife doesn’t think pregnancy makes her crazy. I agreed with her so she would stop screaming and put down the machete. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 15, 2013 When you say, “I […]
I enjoyed a recent Post by Parade.com columnist Dr. Nancy Berk entitled I Love Lucy and the Family Legacy of Nostalgic TV. I want to state for the record that I love I Love Lucy. […]
In December I’ll be taking a trip to LA. Since my hairline is receding, I decided it was time to finally go down there and try out for a spot in the next Expendables movie. […]
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Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]
Some people don’t bother telling you how awesome they are, for fear of looking stupid. I have no fear of this for looking stupid is one of the few free things we have left. Most […]
3-year-old: Daddy, I don’t want hair that looks like yours. Me: What does my hair look like? 3: Like stupid. She gets her tact from me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 14, 2013 […]
Poet and author Amber Jerone-Norrgard joined me on HumorOutcasts Radio last night. She is one of the most prolific writers I know with two more books recently released Daybreak, a Collection of Poetry and Interpretations, […]