Scary Cold On Halloween
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK In my adult years I’ve never been a fan of Halloween, especially now that I’m not supposed to be eating candy anymore. I mean, what’s the point? It pained me […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK In my adult years I’ve never been a fan of Halloween, especially now that I’m not supposed to be eating candy anymore. I mean, what’s the point? It pained me […]
Let me just start by saying, I love Japan. They consistently make life interesting, with things like girlfriend-hugging coats, which earlier in 2013 occupied more of my thoughts than any robotic outerwear should. And now they’ve done […]
Let’s be honest here, if you’re single on Halloween, you probably want your costume to get attention. There’s no way you’re painting your hair green and making your face look like Snooki’s period if you […]
As a non-clever person, it always amazes me to see how inventive people can be, when they really need to be. On May 28, 2002, Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown sang “It’s a Man’s World” […]
When I see the frazzled parents of a newborn, I tell them, "Don't worry. It gets easier." Then I laugh maniacally for 20 minutes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2013 Me: "That’s […]
NFL IN LONDON: BRITS WEIGH IN The Jacksonville Jaguars just completed a home game against the San Francisco Giants in London. They lost, of course, they’re the Jags. But, instead of losing in front of […]
You’ve heard of The Good News; well here’s The Bad News. The Creation Museum in Kentucky is running into financial difficulties. In its opening year the museum pulled in 400,000 visitors. But last year it […]
Paris Hilton dressed up as Miley Cyrus for a Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. Apparently, she was insulted when no one knew she was in costume.
Of all the things that I have no time for in this world, the one that stands out the most, is people. Well that’s not entirely true. I have time for myself, Jill Y and […]