Unicorn Bites 10/24/13

Wife: *glares* "Do you think you’re funny?" Me: "Yes." W: M: W: Me: "I mean no." W: M: "How many guesses do I get?" — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2013 “Daddy, why […]

Words About Words.

Reading is great but did you know you’re reading this right now? Apart from the reading of books, reading book reviews is the greatest thing since the marriage of some famous person to some other […]

Halloween Jagoff – My Personal Therapy

My blog  posts are sometimes my personal therapy outlet.  This is one of them. I love Halloween but I’ve been carrying the emotional scars from trick or treating, for years, caused by an older lady in my childhood neighborhood. […]

Kim’s Engagement Gift

As you all no doubt have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have gotten engaged. And how sweet is this? For an engagement gift, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother Kris chipped in and […]

Unicorn Bites 10/23/13

My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 23, 2013 Side effects […]