Unicorn Bites 9/21/13
Marriage: because it’s too much work to ruin your life all by yourself — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2013 I never run from my problems. I drive away from them because fuck […]
Evander-Iron Mike Together? Here’s an Earfull.
See that picture. Mike Tyson is helping Evander Holyfield promote his new “Real Deal” Bar B Q sauce. Whoa!? You want to pick yourself off the chair like I did? Where’s the restraining […]
Bill Y Words the Truth
I wouldn’t be the most technically minded of the dudes. I can make a sandwich or convert a garage into a house but when it comes to fixing things like taxes, flip-flops or car stuff, […]
Nick Saban Denies Texas Rumors… Oddly
It has been rumored Nick Saban might be a candidate for a possible Texas University opening. Bolstered by the fact a Texas regent member sent an agent to meet with Saban. Pictured above Saban is […]
Unicorn Bites 9/20/13
I found an amazing cure for world hunger. It’s called “food.” When starving people eat it, it eliminates their starvation 100% of the time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2013 Boss: Do […]
Pink Dolphin Awareness
Although native to the Amazon region, pink dolphins have garnered a lot of attention lately when the Susan B. Komen Foundation claimed they were created solely for the purpose of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Vatican Says Popemobile Brake System Malfunction After Pope’s Conciliatory Comments on Gays and Abortion “Purely Coincidental”
A Vatican spokesman announced that any link between Pope Francis’ recent conciliatory comments regarding atheists, gays, abortion, and birth control and an accident where the Popemobile’s braking system appeared to malfunction is purely coincidental. The […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]
No To The Nanny State
An op-ed in the Hartford Courant recently warned that the Washington, D.C Health Department is considering a mandatory 24-hour waiting period to get a tattoo. The op-ed author unleashed a long rant opposing nanny-state interference. […]
Hey! Let’s Play The Lottery!!!
I know that this makes us just sound grumpy and whiny. However, sometimes I just LIKE to be grumpy and whiny. I’m thirsty, I want to get home, I just need a quick drink. So […]