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The time to hold my head up high is now. I know there are many among you who think that I should hang my head in shame but that’s not going to happen. If you […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
The time to hold my head up high is now. I know there are many among you who think that I should hang my head in shame but that’s not going to happen. If you […]
How are key parties done now? Not everyone carries keys because we can get into our houses with just a security code and into our cars with keyless entry? Asking for a friend.
Did you ever have a philosophy that became all-consuming? My wife does – one requirement dictating her every move: “Park in the Shade.” She can awake, start the day to the agony of a clanking […]
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
Iowa has decided not only to issue gun permits to those who are legally blind but to also allow the visually impaired to carry guns in public. Talk about your shot in the dark!
Maybe you won’t be surprised to learn that Pat Robertson operated a fake charity following the 1994 Rwandan genocide that actually funded his Liberian diamond mines. In 1999, The shit bag pastor and former Republican […]
My wife isn’t ashamed to admit she’s married. She just pretends it’s to someone else. Her parents still think I’m her gardener. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2013 A female coworker with […]
Two nights ago, we noticed a very large mound of dirt in our front garden. Upon further inspection, one neighbor informed us that it looked as if someone or something was buried there. Not wanting […]
Are many of you still perplexed by the vocal exchanges the dentist and his or her assistant has while hovering over your face like a pair of UFOs? Well, then, happy days to you, kiddos, […]