Puzzled by Dental/Assistant Banter? Silliman Helps
Are many of you still perplexed by the vocal exchanges the dentist and his or her assistant has while hovering over your face like a pair of UFOs? Well, then, happy days to you, kiddos, […]
Easy on the eye.
We’ve all been there. You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents, only to realize that there are no batteries included or the McDonald’s voucher has already expired. I probably won’t have kids […]
Unicorn Bites 9/6/13
My wife accused me of doing nothing all day. It’s like she thinks all of these empty beer cans drank themselves. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 6, 2013 You’re the most likely to […]
Showtime’s Ray Donovan: My Obsession Confession
Showtime’s Ray Donovan just might be headed for the big time if the buzz for Season One is any indication. With the lure of a Hollywood backdrop and dead-on casting, writing and acting, the show […]
Local Teens Not Upset At Being Blocked By “Creepy Hall Family”
Local teenage girls who recently discovered that not only were they the subject of a viral mom blog post but that they had been blocked by the family, have taken it pretty well. They sat […]
Mrs. Hall’s Sons Now Forced To Masturbate To JC Penney Circular
Teenage boys Jacob and Isaiah Hall, sons of the now famous Mrs. Hall who wrote the viral piece “FYI (If you’re a teenage girl)” which instructed girls how to dress in order to not defile […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
It all adds up in the end
Paris Hilton sat back on her dog and wondered why things didn’t add up. Like all great thinkers, she thought long and hard but the answer just wouldn’t come. She had done all the things […]
Unicorn Bites 9/5/13
My wife: “Let’s get drunk and screw.” Me: “OK.” *gets out beer* *gets out screws* *builds deck* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2013 Don’t mess with me. I have a black belt. […]