Unicorn Bites 8/6/13
Hey rappers, instead of dropping it like it’s hot, maybe you should buy some oven mitts. They’re like $3 at Walmart. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 6, 2013 Protip: There is no key […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Hey rappers, instead of dropping it like it’s hot, maybe you should buy some oven mitts. They’re like $3 at Walmart. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 6, 2013 Protip: There is no key […]
Comedian Dena Blizzard shares her most intimate moments with HumorOutcasts! [embedplusvideo height=”255″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/191gX0N” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/LRys9q3gmXE?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=LRys9q3gmXE&width=476&height=255&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep9541″ /] .
If I continue this way, I’ll have to invest in a black, hooded sweat suit and a mask, like the ones in “Scream” or “A Clockwork Orange.” Don’t misunderstand. I want to handle the issue head-on (to wit: catch the perps red-handed). I’ve simply been denied the […]
Franki deMerle is one of the strongest advocates for writers out there. Her fascinating work delves into interesting and mysterious topics such as reincarnation. When we decided to do our special “Humor Meets… Days”, we […]
I sometimes wonder what Presidents do on their very last day in office. I imagine they hold informal meetings to thank their loyal, hard-working employees. They likely sign a flurry of last-minute paperwork. And they […]
When I was working as a barista at Starbucks years ago—at a drive-thru one, mind you—a woman ordered a drink and at the window didn’t have enough money to pay for it. “You’re a few […]
Thirsty Dave’s nephew Frank “The Fierce Fotographer” Fitzgibbon is a young man who hasn’t got much going for him. I wouldn’t let him near any of the 17 Eastern European countries that I rule because […]
ARIES: That person whose car you deliberately ram into today because she/he cuts you off in traffic was supposed to be the one true love of your life. That will never happen now, because he/she […]
Almost everyone will agree that everything is better with bacon. Except for pigs; pigs may not agree.
I made fun of people who were addicted to Twitter until I tried it myself. Now I don’t even remember if I have a family. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 5, 2013 I […]