Royal Baby Radio Watch
As the “Kate Wait” and royal baby watch continue to keep Britain and the world on high alert, one town isn’t to be out done when it comes to celebrating the new Prince or Princess […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
As the “Kate Wait” and royal baby watch continue to keep Britain and the world on high alert, one town isn’t to be out done when it comes to celebrating the new Prince or Princess […]
I discovered an amazing device that replaces months of diet and exercise. It’s called a shirt. Wear it, and no one will know the difference. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 20, 2013 My […]
On my brief hiatus, that I will disguise using the word “hiatus” and not the words “time when I did nothing but work and had nothing to say,” I thought much about what it means […]
And so the inevitable happens. We all know and agree that Steve Buscemi is one of the finest actors around. Steve Buscemi himself knows this. He often works with the Coen Brothers and is not […]
For the last three days I have been stuck at home, throwing off a stubborn virus that made its second appearance in two weeks in my body. If you are like me, even if you […]
1. Watch you go to the bathroom 2. Philosophy: what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine, that which you may want in the future is mine. 3. You do not own them. 4. Must have dirty paws all […]
I don’t get it. When I buy toilet paper by the crate, I’m a “smart shopper,” but when I buy vodka by the gallon, I “have a problem.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July […]
I’m told that today is the first day of the rest of my life. Cool beans — except I don’t get how it differs from any other day.
Bill Y thought he was going mad and started to write about himself in the third person. He would come home from work, sit down beside the computer but the keyboard was nowhere to be […]