I’m Not Old; I’m Just Maturity-Enhanced

Old people are cool. They have to be cool, because aging is not for wimps, especially for those who are determined to overcome the effects of time. That requires intelligence, guts, determination and nerve. Have […]

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices.  Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!

Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.

I think it was someone smart who said something with lots of big words that most of us couldn’t understand and by most of us, I mean me and by me, I mean, only me. […]

Fire Penguin Disco Panda

The man with the permanent smile, insisted on being called “Panda”. There was no way that I was not going to ask him why he wished to be addressed by such a ridiculous name so […]