The Place to Take a Humor Break
We’ve all seen it happen: A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]
If you’re a smoker, you pay a lot of money for the privilege of always smelling like your house burned down. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 2, 2013 A good way to find […]
This is what happens when I procrastinate and play with PAINT.
This should help your BBQ issues this holiday! [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/12CJyYm” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/Ek0yHZEwE9w?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=Ek0yHZEwE9w&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep1026″ /]
I’d like to be free of the apostrophe that renders my name “June O&!#%*Hara.” I’d like to be free of the need to eat after I’ve brushed and flossed for the night. Free of my lust for White Castle and fettucine […]
We’re all better than each other. Wrong! We’re all the same. True, some of us might wear pants in work or make more money than the next CEO of a multi-national company but people are […]
Have you ever had one of those days where even your daydreams won’t stay focused? That’s the mental equivalent of doodling. Remember doodling? It was what got you through Algebra class, until the teacher caught […]
When I walk away from my car, I hit “lock” on the key fob twice. Then 1 more time to be sure. Then 9 more times because I have problem. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn […]
My husband never listens to voicemails from me. I find this strange because if I got voicemail from me, I would listen immediately. In fact, I might actually ignore the call from me just so […]