Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition
A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten […]
Unicorn Bites 6/11/13
I’m pretty hot if you’re turned on by poor social skills and excellent grammar. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 11, 2013 How to have fun like a 1-year-old: 1) Get out every toy […]
The irony behind how ‘Game of Thrones’ was greenlit
HBO’s “Game of Thrones” has been the talk around the watercooler this week, given that its Season 3 finale was this past Sunday. And yesterday entertainment outlets were buzzing when word leaked of how GoT […]
Confirmation
I wasn’t sure if I was going to like iOS 7 but the NSA just texted me to tell me that I will.
She’s Got Freckles on her But
I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but I periodically remember my mom singing silly songs, like the one suggested in the title above. A recent Doctors episode about butts reminded me of […]
How NOT To Let Your Scandal Become A Dud
According to the Pew Research Center for People and the Press, the majority of Americans don’t care about the NSA scandal and believe that electronic surveillance for the use of finding terrorists is acceptable. So, […]
Please ONLY — USE INTERNET EXPLORER!!!
As an agent of all that is good, I feel it my duty to tell you the way it is, uncensored and without bias. If you’re new to the internet, I’d like to welcome you. […]
A well-known cliche is destroyed by nachos
I know the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” but I’m pretty sure thin doesn’t taste as good as some loaded nachos.
Unicorn Bites 6/10/13
I judge people by their teeth. I like to know how much of a threat they’ll be if they die and come back as zombies. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2013 I […]
Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right
If two wrongs don’t make a right then I already feel bad for Kim Kardashian’s and Kanye West’s kid.