The Next Golf Outing
I give President Obama credit for trying to remain cooperative and cordial with the opposition after all he’s been through. He’s dealt with Birthers trying to prove that he wasn’t born in the US (read: […]
MOFO MONDAYS 8: Kickin’ Cancer in the Ballz
Daily Fiber Films and MOFO Monday introduces viewers to a very good cause! [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/h8vqXk6UbhE?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=h8vqXk6UbhE&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep7444″ /]
This probably works best if you check out my picture at the end of the post.
For minutes now, I’ve been obsessed. I’ve been obsessed with that little blue tick sign on Twitter accounts that tell you that the owner is famous and I want one. Sure I’m not as well […]
Unicorn Bites 5/13/13
Here are my least-terrible tweets from today: I don’t know why my company has a suggestion box. I keep putting in ideas, but we still don’t have cotton candy & hookers in the break room. […]
TEA Party Outraged By IRS Audits, Still Want Brown People To Show Their Papers
TEA Party groups around the country were shocked when it recently came to light that their vocal opposition to taxes unfairly made them targets of IRS audits. Joe Simpson, President of “Not One Red Cent!”, […]
How I Learned to Fear the Porta-John
As I was pounding out my review on Yelp for the beautiful Minnewaska State Park, I was reminded of a not-so-pleasant memory that made me realize why I have a ghastly fear of porta-johns. I’m […]
Touche’, God.
There was a spider on my counter and he was JUMPING AROUND just in case anyone in California wanted to know what the screaming was about.
Frankie and LuLu Take on You Tube For “A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life”
Frankie and LuLu have been toying with the idea of doing a video for A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life since the book’s release. Finally, they had the house and computers to themselves and […]
It all adds up
Of all the things that are things, none matter as little as going to the prom but try telling that to teenagers. With my dyslexia and bad spelling, prom night can easily end up as […]
Unicorn Bites 5/12/13
Here are the least-terrible of my tweets from today: I didn’t peak in high school. Or college. Or anytime thereafter. I’ve been on a downward trajectory pretty much since the moment I was born. — […]