For those of you faithful to the belief that you are a member of the one true religion and have done your fair share of berating Muslims, gays and frightened, naive girls at abortion […]
Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff? Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working […]
Enhanced interrogation will never work on me cause I was raised by my parents.
I love clothes, but I have to admit that when it comes to coordinating outfits, I am pretty much a disaster. Okay, I can match solids to prints, but I get lost when it comes […]
WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found […]
Is robbing a bank really such a crime?
Recently, the wife and I have been at our wits end trying to get control of our kids’ poor behavior. We tried the usual tricks that most Americans employ, such as giving them more time […]
I was fumbling around my house last night when I heard the TV tell me that a new study has shown a strong link between drinking diet sodas and heart attacks. Apparently, people in the […]
Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream […]
Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.