Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my redneck neighbor that the Harlem Shake is not a diet drink for overweight New York rappers, Amen.
De-Extinction: De Whole Truth
I’m not a scientist, but I’ve watched enough scientists on CSI shows and read enough Medline abstracts to know it’s getting downright spooky out there. Now that every other genius and his twin sister can […]
The Prosecution of Punxsutawney Phil?
Apparently, one Ohio prosecutor is so angry at the off-target prognostications of Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, that he is gearing up to charge him with a capital crime (yes, the death penalty) saying: […]
True Stories: The extremely true story of the remembered condom
A Story is a recounting of a sequence of events. Some stories are untrue like “The Bible” or “The check is in the post” or “The true story of how babies are made” and some […]
Happy 10th Anniversary Iraq War!
As I was driving home from a COMEDY CLUB last night, a guy on the radio said it was the ten-year anniversary of the Iraq War. Oh my GOD, are we STILL talking about Iraq, can’t […]
What Has Never Been Tweeted
“I like SPAM.” – the only thing that’s never been tweeted before.
All Things Considered, Most Israelis Prefer Hawaii Over Holy Land
Polls conducted by an Israeli research company overwhelmingly show that almost 90% of current Israeli citizens would have preferred Hawaii over their current homeland if they were able to go back in time and choose […]
Still Waiting For An Answer
The New York Times recently published an article about the vast and sluggish bureaucracy at the Vatican. The story mentioned a church official who was struggling to receive an answer to a simple question: “How […]
My brother and I are as different as chalk and the developing administrative justice landscape.
My brother, unlike me, is analytical, logical and bearable. He doesn’t tell everyone he meets how cool and inventive I am whereas I’m cool and inventive. I sometimes wish I had his eyes and could […]
The Bible and Survivor: When Two Worlds Collide
It’s apparent Mark Burnett produced “The Bible”. Instead of hanging himself in shame for betraying Jesus, Judas got voted off the island.