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Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have apparently broken up. I’m not sure why, but ABC News has in-depth coverage of the breakup, with a one-minute-and-44-second segment dedicated to a couple half of America probably didn’t […]
It had been about a week since I had consulted with a professional, scrapped my soy butter, and laid down the forbidden peanut butter snacks-of-death for my uninvited guest rats. So I donned some latex […]
If some Obama lookalike has to play Satan in the History Channel’s “The Bible” then I want Michelle Williams to play God So the bible thumpers are all in a stir about some […]
Passengers screamed in panic as a bus traveling from Atlantic City, New Jersey to New York City became the site of a cockroach infestation. Yes, shortly after departing Atlantic City, hundreds,if not thousands of cockroaches, fell […]
On March 25th, Thomas Sullivan’s newest book So Much Time, So Little Change will be available in both print and kindle. Thomas Sullivan is one of HumorOutcasts.com’s most prolific writers and we are excited to […]
I’m sure we’ve all had our share of weird boyfriends – or even weird girlfriends for that matter – but if you look back through your dating life, you might find at least one that […]
When I was supposed to be growing up, my best friend Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter had an amazing treehouse. Each day after school, we would go up in his treehouse and plot the downfall of the […]
“Hello. Jesus. The Constitution. The Military. Benghazi. Teleprompter. Sequester. 2nd Trimester. 2nd Amendment. Thank you.” Sadly, there’s more. Professional entertainer Sarah Palin’s walk-on music is a song called : “She Is A Mama Grizzly.” Yes, […]
Currently I’m streaming this confession over the Internet because I’ve done the AA thing and I had to wait two hours before I could stand up before a crowd of strangers and tell them of […]
It’s widely accepted by me and my whiskey that Humphrey Bogart is the only male role model that kids should look up to. Looking up to your dad is fine if you’re Stephen Humphrey Bogart […]