Heads Up at O’Hare
Officals at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport stopped a shipment of human heads. Apparently, the 18 heads, minus their bodies, had traveled to Italy as part of a medical research program and were returning to Chicago for […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Officals at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport stopped a shipment of human heads. Apparently, the 18 heads, minus their bodies, had traveled to Italy as part of a medical research program and were returning to Chicago for […]
I was out of milk and had to put Half n Half to make oatmeal and now oatmeal is my new husband.
If you are a Hitchcock fan, do not miss this one from Daily Fiber Films: [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/QABNua5d_mU?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=QABNua5d_mU&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=&notes=” id=”ep4097″ /]
The Girl Scouts are releasing a health conscious, vitamin-containing, mango crème cookie for their 2013 drive. It’s sad to say but I think the Girl Scouts have forgotten that the purpose of a cookie is […]
In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]
If only there were a tax on stupidity, venality and greed, we’d be in budget surplus right now.
Along with trimming my ever-expanding stomach after the excesses of an excessive Christmas, I’m trying to trim my bitter resentment for everything that moves and everything that doesn’t. Visiting the gym will take care of […]
New research poses an interesting theory about crime. Violent crime in America rose in the ‘70’s and ‘80’s, peaked in the ‘90’s, and then declined steadily. This pattern was consistent in most big cities, and […]
A year or two ago, My Royal Consort and I did a good deed. Doing good deeds on the scale of the one we did, gets you some attention, whether you are up for it […]
When you’re someone who doesn’t know anything about anything and you suddenly gain access to factual information, your mind is elevated to levels not seen since the 80’s band Level 42 took pop-funk to the […]