The New Girl Scout Cookie
The Girl Scouts are releasing a health conscious, vitamin-containing, mango crème cookie for their 2013 drive. It’s sad to say but I think the Girl Scouts have forgotten that the purpose of a cookie is […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
The Girl Scouts are releasing a health conscious, vitamin-containing, mango crème cookie for their 2013 drive. It’s sad to say but I think the Girl Scouts have forgotten that the purpose of a cookie is […]
In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]
If only there were a tax on stupidity, venality and greed, we’d be in budget surplus right now.
Along with trimming my ever-expanding stomach after the excesses of an excessive Christmas, I’m trying to trim my bitter resentment for everything that moves and everything that doesn’t. Visiting the gym will take care of […]
New research poses an interesting theory about crime. Violent crime in America rose in the ‘70’s and ‘80’s, peaked in the ‘90’s, and then declined steadily. This pattern was consistent in most big cities, and […]
A year or two ago, My Royal Consort and I did a good deed. Doing good deeds on the scale of the one we did, gets you some attention, whether you are up for it […]
When you’re someone who doesn’t know anything about anything and you suddenly gain access to factual information, your mind is elevated to levels not seen since the 80’s band Level 42 took pop-funk to the […]
So, I’ve been tasked by a friend with writing the “male’s perspective” on the subjects of “dating”, “sex” and “love”. The sad truth is, as males, we only have a perspective on one of the […]
Protest against gay marriage: Huge crowds expected in Paris By Tom Heneghan, Reuters PARIS – Several hundred thousand people are expected to march through Paris on Sunday against the planned legalization of same-sex marriage […]
Picture it. The Bronx. 1986. A young, sexually inexperienced (read: virgin) teenage boy who harbors a vaguely erotic fantasy of being chased down a dark alley by the charter members of Duran Duran, sits down […]