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#1: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS This nonsensical non-issue is a Republican favorite. Conservatives love to tell us we are not allowed to wish people “Happy Holidays,” even if we don’t know their religion, […]
I’ll bet you thought you were free of these. 1. If your cat is a Bon Jovi fan, don’t let anybody know. It is a shameful family secret that must never be revealed to the […]
I love the weeks leading up to the holidays. Well, let me amend that. I love the infomercials on TV in the wee hours of the morning leading up to the holidays. Many a night, […]
NYMB…On Dogs Dog Treats Lost and Found by Janice Arenofsky Murphy’s Law—as it applies to dogs—decrees that mischievious things will only happen when Alpha Mom is on the phone, in the shower […]
People don’t believe me. Maybe it’s because I make things up make outrageous, unrealistic claims or could it be that the world is not ready to face up to the stark reality of the truth? […]
Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him […]
Our representatives are heading home for Christmas after another round of Fiscal Cliff negotiations has bit the dust. The best gift they could receive would be a simple way to raise tons of new revenue […]
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. There […]
If I could have your attention for a moment please? I don’t mean to be alarmist, a realist or a percussionist in a band that doesn’t play funk for the soul but I have some […]
(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he […]