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Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him […]
Our representatives are heading home for Christmas after another round of Fiscal Cliff negotiations has bit the dust. The best gift they could receive would be a simple way to raise tons of new revenue […]
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. There […]
If I could have your attention for a moment please? I don’t mean to be alarmist, a realist or a percussionist in a band that doesn’t play funk for the soul but I have some […]
(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he […]
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. My […]
Show me someone who has never been arrested and I’ll show you a unicorn with an alcohol dependency. Some people are arrested so often that they become friends with their arresting officer and end up […]
After extensive investigative reporting by yours truly, Katherine Wilson admits that the truth may have been stretched a bit in this year’s Wilson Family Christmas letter. Katherine wrote that daughter Irene “has definitely been using […]
Great American statesmen world-renowned for their brilliance, Texas Governor Rick Perry and Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell, proposed arming school officials and teachers in order to prepare for the next potential school shooting. The very people […]
It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]