Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my grandfather that “Nicki Minaj” is a pop singer and not a new euphemism for having quickie sex with three people.
Are Homeless People Happy Living in Cardboard Boxes?
Ann Romney has gone on-line and asked wiki.answers a question that’s always been a puzzle to her. Having never had to worry about her financial security, Ann’s question seems concerned about why homeless people make […]
The Mothers of Invention
My mother and Jill Y’s mother and Sugartastic Daddy John’s mother and Thirsty Dave’s mother and Scurvy Janes’s mother and another couple of other mothers are otherwise engaged every Thursday. They’re an artistic bunch who […]
Shocker! Mitt Prefers Big Bird over the Count
I was astounded to discover that of all the characters on Sesame Street that Mitt Romney would say that he loved, it was Big Bird. At least that’s what he told Jim Lehrer the other […]
The Great Catholic Halloween Caper
It was Halloween of 1955, and the kids of St. Joseph’s Catholic Elementary School had been looking forward to it, along with every other kid in the United States. We got to dress up in […]
Mitt’s 12 Million New Jobs
Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair.
Storm Clouds Brewing over The Weather Channel
The Weather Channel has now decided to name winter storms. But this proclamation has created threatening skies in the weather forecasting biz. Apparently, the National Weather Service and Accuweather’s feelings are hurt because they weren’t […]
Don’t Go Down There!
My girlfriend wanted me to go down there, if you know what I mean, but screw that, she’s not the only one who’s afraid of the basement.
Would You Like Fries With Your President?
Arby’s recently began running a commercial where retired New York City Police Detective Bo Dietl exposes Subway’s claim that they cut their meat in the back of their restaurants as a lie. Dietl reveals that […]
Press Release for Elliston by Jason Elia
For press inquiries or bookings, please contact: Jason Elia’s Literary Manager, Sylvia K. Nawrot, at THEelliston@gmail.com About the book: Elliston is an absurd novella based in the myth of song and the horror of reality. The […]