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US Puts Cap’n Crunch and the Snap, Crackle and Pop Gang on Death Row

May 17, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have always enjoyed my morning cereal. Although my cereal choices today often have healthy-sounding names such as Kashi or anything with the word bran in the title, I still enjoy a bowl of Fruity […]

5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Politicscereals, Cocoa Puffs, Count Chocula, facebook oarebtra, Fruity Pebbles, humor, kids, Lucky Charms, parents, playgrounds, U.S. Goverhment

I LOVE MY HO

May 17, 2011 Theresa Wiza

I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t […]

10 CommentsFictionfunny, funny poem, funny poetry, humor, Humor Outcasts

The Dentist Chair

May 16, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

I don’t like to see people argue. I especially don’t like it when they argue in front of me and pretend I am not there.  Last Friday, I was at the dentist.  My mouth was […]

8 CommentsFiction

The Devil Made Me Do it

May 16, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

“The devil led me in that direction.”  Yep, that was the excuse a friend of mine’s ex-boyfriend used when she confronted him with his cheating ways. I have to admit that when my friend told […]

8 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsbreakups, cheating, Devil, humor, jello shots, kleenex, relationships, Satan

The Collateral Damage of a Friend’s Breakup

May 15, 2011June 29, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

One of my friends was unceremoniously dumped over a Burger King lunch.  The week or so before this traumatic event, she was convinced that her beloved was going to pop the question, and he did, […]

12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbroken hearts, friendships, hate, humor, insults, love, men, relationships, women

The new TV programming schedule: What is going on here?

May 14, 2011May 15, 2011 Jason Escape

I was born in 1970. TV programming was in full swing, had found its rhythm and was as popular as ever. I remember watching my favorite primetime series in the late 70s and 80s. Each […]

2 CommentsLifestyle, Words to Think Uponcomedy, escape, jason, writing

Facebook Gossips about Google? Tsk Tsk

May 14, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

After the movie The Social Network premiered, Facebook took on heroic status. It was a Cinderella story about a company, founded by young entrepreneurs, who dreamed about breaking tradition and painting a fresh face on […]

12 CommentsEveryday Lifefacebook, Google, gossip, high school, humor, satire, social media, twitter

Verizon’s New iPhone Commercials

May 13, 2011May 13, 2011 Jason Escape

Have you seen Apple’s recent commercial with Verizon for the iPhone? I think they must be doing crack in those advertising meetings. These advertisements are pretentious, assuming and rather rude. They are basically saying that […]

6 CommentsFictionescape, iPhone, jason, parody, verizon

Be Vigilant Against Sleeper Cells

May 13, 2011May 13, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Just because the professed head of a diabolical group is taken down, this does not mean that the group itself dies. Unfettered, its evil mission can continue to be carried out by his agents and […]

6 CommentsLifestyle, PoliticsBin Laden, humor, Presidents, sleeper cells

Wilderness Survival – the Sequel

May 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

This was a text message from my daughter:  “Mom, I need to get a fishing license.” Naturally, I texted back: “You do know that fishing is an outdoor activity, right?” Her response: “I know where […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscamping, daughters, Dual Survival, fishing, humor, love

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