Horrible New Twitter Trend: “Bed Of Shame”
If you’re anything like me, you have spent your life doing everything you can to avoid falling in to the trap of having a one-night stand. Not only is it slightly embarrassing to know […]
The Satan Interview
Last week, I watched a show about the end of the world on one of the History Channels. Then, this week, I saw another show covering the same topic. No matter what show I watch, […]
$30 billion
Little Dill Y asked me for $30 billion. I told him, that was more than I make in a year and asked him why he wanted so much money. He told me that today was […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember Yet Again
Yoo hoo, everybody! I’m back with more words of questionable wisdom. Are you sure you’re ready for this? 1. Even if you live in New York City, if it’s 91 degrees outside you probably don’t […]
“Let’s Be Careful Out There”
It’s time for for the polar ice caps to start melting and for glorious Northwest Passages to open up again everywhere, and for fracking and extracting and for all things industrial to bloom like tulips in Springtime. I just […]
Organ Harvesting Scam
Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a duck. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language, unknown to humans and sometimes, in human […]
Obama and the Jobs Report
The latest jobs report came out, which showed that the US federal government shed 4000 jobs. Which just goes to show how inept President Obama is, because he can’t even execute on his diabolical destruction […]
The Perfect Detergent
Generous Gina Grimshaw wasn’t always a happy woman. According to herself, her friends and her temper, she became unhappy on her wedding day but that’s only because she married her inconsiderate and uncaring husband on […]
Latter Day Taint
VATICAN CITY – Catholic Church officials are furious that the canonization of Pope John Paul II has been derailed from its well-planned schedule. It has come to light that sometime in the summer of 2008, […]
Two Days Off…or Not
My family says I do not know how to relax. I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]