Misleading Nursery Rhymes
A while back the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ran a story that would make anyone’s skin crawl. Bedbugs: Itchin’ to settle in with you examined the awful resurgence of this pest–A pest that, thanks to Mom, I […]
It’s All About Me
To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples.
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let a catastrophic telecommunication malfunction occur when dad asks us how to download the “Pull My Finger and Mega-Burp” apps to the new smart phone we gave him for Father’s Day, Amen. Happy […]
Is Miss USA Rigged?
At least two contestants from Miss USA are claiming that the pageant, the baby of Donald Trump, is rigged. Miss Pennsylvania and Miss Florida claim they saw a document which listed the five finalists. The […]
It’s possible to stick two fingers up at the green-eyed monster, as long as you have friends in the right place, at the right time.
I don’t have much money but I do know people who have much money and I know people who have far too much money. These people usually get what they want in life and sometimes […]
Good Hotels
I’ve watched so many CSI’s that if I walk into a hotel bathroom and there’s no dead body wedged beside the toilet I think, “Pfft, some hotel.”
ELEVATING OVERMAN (Excerpt #2)
The alarm clock blasts Overman out of his dream. In it, he is being ripped off by the contractor who is re-modeling the house he will eventually lose in the divorce. Flawlessly mimicking real life, […]
Really, Jesus was a Carpenter?
I am glad that my wife isn’t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled.
Time sucks, lesbian Norman Rockwell, dancing janitors and other non-sequiturs…
This week on ADHDivas… How can we help our kids remember stuff? And more importantly… How can we help ourselves remember stuff? Somewhere there’s a dancing janitor wearing a red bow […]
The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil
The California Border Patrol expressed remorse over allegations that two of their agents engaged in oral sex during a Cirque Du Soleil performance. Arrested for their actions,the pair might also be held responsible for a […]