Being A ‘Good Dancer’ Means You’re ‘Nice’???
When you see a guy who’s a REALLY spectacular dancer, your first thought is probably, “yeah, he’s gay”. And that may or may not be true, you stereotyping asshole. But, according to a new […]
There’s the right way of doing things and Thirsty Dave’s way of doing things
I’m no great thinker like Einstein or Paris Hilton but there’s no logic out there that can explain why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. There’s so many valuable things he could have done […]
Random Thought 51
I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe […]
Medical Musing
I do not see eye to eye with my ophthalmologist. Same goes for my OB-GYN. Thankfully.
Bringing Down the Kardashians
You have to admire the spirit of the TV viewing public. A new grass roots organization has formed to eradicate the world from the forces of evil. This group has chosen to put their lives […]
End of the K Era
Media analysts say the Kardashian fad may be “over”. I guess we’ll find out on the next exciting episode of, “Kim and Kourtney are Over”
Massive, Heaving, Pendulous Breasts?
You and I have something in common. You and I know when it’s time to go to sleep. But here’s where we’re alone. Your MASSIVE, HEAVING, PENDULOUS BREASTS, do not. So, if your MASSIVE, HEAVING […]
Turducken: What the heck is it?
Turducken you say? What is it you say? It sounds like a disease you can get after hunting ducks in an unnamed pond. I first heard of the Turducken when John Madden was announcing for […]
Kids today… I hate ’em
Yes, I hate children – and like most people I hate – it’s because I’m jealous. I hate them because everything is better and easier and more fun now than when I grew up. For […]