Why Hasn’t Someone Thought of this Yet?
Smokeless guns would make crime a lot easier to get away with.
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Smokeless guns would make crime a lot easier to get away with.
I once was engaged to an Asian girl, but broke it off when I became worried that I’d never be able to tell my kids apart.
I keep seeing these races “for a cure”… Sure, physical fitness is important for health, but can’t we try something else possibly involving labwork or something?
I recently had to wait 15 minutes at the Walmart cash register because my container of spinach rang up as “CONTACT MANAGER”. No manager could be found and 3 different people attempted to solve this […]
If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on four-handed dentistry, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on why electricity is possible, you’ve come to the wrong […]
I love food and food loves me. It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh. I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]
If you buy an organic cookie with no sugar and no fat, they should call it spinach.
My 8 year-old son was late for school this morning because he was checking email. What next? I’m toasting extra Pop-tarts for his overnight bitches?
If you’re unlike me, you wouldn’t have journeyed along the path and met an old man who told you that modern neuroscience has proved that all our actions and decisions are merely the machinations of […]
When I die, which I hope is many years down the road, I don’t want people to remember me for my bank account or the type of car I drove or the home I lived […]