The Place to Take a Humor Break
If there’s one thing we want to instill in Little Dill Y, it’s a sense of Bon Jovi hatred, a sense of despair and a sense of where Nicaragua is, on a map of Nicaragua. […]
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a bit of a “Toy Whisperer.” I mean, if I had a superpower it would be knowing the perfect toy for each kid. Birthdays, holidays, elementary school graduations […]
Levi Johnston is planning on selling information and pictures of his new baby who he will name “Breeze Beretta” (after the gun, of course) to media outlets. The ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin hopes that the […]
A financial expert on CNBC said that Facebook might cease to exist within the next five to eight years. So, those high school friends, who only found you because they stalked Facebook, could just fade […]
Thirsty Dave came across a problem that a lot of male men come across when they’ve had too much alcohol to drink. He was about to get deep down & dirty with Scurvy Jane but […]
My mom is an expert in the art of sighing when mad. Once in a hotel room she sighed so loudly, she inadvertently ordered room service.
One of the more popular features on my site The Daily ReTORt are installments of my conversations with Cleverbot. What’s Cleverbot you ask? Cleverbot, is Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) software that supposedly learns by conversing with […]
An armed robber in Brazil, burst into a luxury sex toy shop, tied up the sales associate and stole just one item: an 18-carat, gold-plated vibrator. This might turn out to be the ultimate […]
We went out for dinner with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John. The wine was free-flowing, mainly down the thirsty one’s throat and the food was of the cooked variety. Jill Y was […]
First, they went after JC Penney for adopting Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson. Now, One Million Moms, a conservative “family values” group who equates homosexuality with sin, is ready to fight JC Penney again, for […]