Strip Search for Scrabble Contestant?
The tension was building. Two players were locked in a life-and-death battle for the title of Champion of the Whole World. Okay, it was in Scrabble, but it was still a big deal – for […]
If my elected official is a person …
The Supreme Court ruled last year in Citizens United v. FEC that money is the same as speech, giving further currency to corporate personhood. Money is a big motivator and you can find some highly motivated […]
Do Swimsuit Models Swim?
I had never, EVER, wondered if swimsuit models could actually swim. We see these gorgeous models in skimpy suits, rolling in the hot and sticky sand or drenched by sea-foam, and we think, wow, she […]
Random Thought 23
Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt […]
More Realistic Country Songs: Blake Shelton’s “God Gave Me You”
I keep hearing country songs from men about how great their women are. Yet all the country songs from women are about how bad them men are. Let’s splash some realism on Blake Shelton’s “God […]
Huge Bachmann Gaffe
During tonight’s Republican debate, Michele Bachmann made a disastrous gaffe which will almost certainly cost her large amounts of Republican votes. She pronounced “nuclear” correctly. The damage is assumed to be irreparable.
Random Thought 22
I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights.
Another Sentiment for #OWS
If my elected official is a person, why does it feel like I’m dealing Bank of America? Why do I feel like every time I get a letter or an e-mail from my congressman […]
Sentiment for #OWS (Occupy Wall Street)
If our elected official is a person, why does it feel like I am dealing with Exxon-Mobil? Why do I feel as I am being asked to bend over so they can apply some […]