Octomom Does Porn
Octomom Nady Suleman has completed her first porn shoot. She said the experience awakened feelings of self-pleasure she never knew existed and she was thrilled that men will once again find her sexy. Someone should […]
Portable E-Mail Device
In one way, I’m right up to date on the latest technologies such as Soda Streams, LCD watches and ice cubes but when it comes to things like email, telephones or the art of conversation, […]
Date Night
There was a huge amount of buildup. Since it had been quite a while since the last time, there was a lot of analysis. I even made some predictions about how it was going to […]
Acknowledgement of knowledge
I thought long and I thought hard and came to a conclusion. There’s no way I’m ever going to be able to share knowledge in the same way as Donna Cavanagh, founder of HumorOutcasts.com or […]
Fantasies of the Poor: Oh to be a Rich Person’s Pet.
Emotion-driven humans are prone to perpetual folly. And capitalists, it seems, are everlastingly ready to take advantage of them. Greed, alas, springs eternal. – Lynn Parramore You know, despite what some may think, […]
I’m a despicable little Bon Jovi hating animal with the sensitivity of the strongest metal known to man.
If I get to 10am and haven’t yet been called sexist, fascist or antifeminist, it’s a successful morning I’m having. I know, I’m a despicable little Bon Jovi hating animal with the sensitivity of the […]
Sometimes the Cure is Worse than the Disease
“Good Morning Sir and how may I help you today?” “I would like the super deluxe egg cheese burger with extra bacon, hold the lettuce and tomato, king size fries, large double malted shake, a […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, forgive me for my comment to the DMV worker when I asked how long it took to grow the exceptionally well maintained handle-bar mustache . . . she was not amused, Amen.
The Miracle Known as Vodka
Vodka has always made me tipsy especially if it is mixed with a lot of tonic. However, if it is mixed with Triple Sec and cranberry juice and transforms itself into a “Cosmopolitan”, it makes […]
Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter
Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter so let’s laugh at it right now. Jill Y recently went for a scan. She forgot to relieve herself before the procedure and an accident ensued. […]