Madonna
Madonna said being a single mother is hard. I’ll bet it’s still not nearly as hard as finding a straight guy who bought her new album
Explaining U.S. political parties to foreigners, children
In the spirit of not knowing what a Tory or Socialist is, I’ve assembled this handy guide to the great and small political parties of these United States for foreigners and children. (For best use, please print this out onto a 4 x 11-inch note card, and keep it in your wallet with a magnifying glass.)
Book Rental Service
Thinking – some people think a lot and try to figure out how magnets work while some think very little and become Bon Jovi fans. Sure, some people are concerned about global warming, racism and […]
What Was I Thinking???
Admit it. You’ve had one of those moments – we all have. We did or said something that seemed completely lucid, rational and sane at the time, yet in hindsight we ultimately shake our heads […]
Santorum Thinks FOX News is Biased
Rick Santorum has accused FOX News of playing favorites. According to Santorum, the fair and balanced, over-the-top, right-wing network is acting as a shill for Romney hoping it can help him secure the GOP nomination […]
Dirty Jokes
Found a list I’ve kept since age 4 of dirty jokes I’d get when older. These were funnier when I thought sex was peeing in belly buttons. Granted, I started the list when I was […]
The Mayan Calendar Apocalypse Debunked?
Epilogue: You will note that the two signs of Mayan apocalypse believers has come true: The election is over and the Obama won ( most people do recognize that fact) and secondly, Peyton Manning is […]
Comparison Ford
Lately I’ve been having a series of serious nightmares that cause me to wake up screaming each afternoon. George Lucas keeps re-releasing the same Star Wars movie and I’m helpless to stop him. As terrifying […]
The New iPad
Apparently, the new iPad’s screen will be so clear, you’ll actually be able to see the emotional scars on your favourite porn stars
We Treat You Like Family
The owner of the Arena football team the Pittsburgh Power axed all 24 members of his team during a pregame meal at an Orlando-area Olive Garden. I thought that at the Olive Garden everyone was […]