Mommy Tattoos
An increasing number of mothers are getting tattoos to commemorate their children. In my time, we called them ‘stretch marks’
5 Hour Energy
5 Hour Energy should be called 1 Hour and 47 Minutes of Hope and 3 Hours and 53 Minutes of Giving Up and Going to Starbucks.
How do you know you’re pansexual?
Questions are great. You ask a question, get an answer and ask another. You should give it a shot and see if it works. Here’s an example, right here:
Imagine Justin Bieber was more masculine than she actually is and imagine this
I think it was the dude who wrote Sherlock Holmes who said something about eliminating the impossible and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. What I’m going to ask you to […]
Man Buys Early Valentine’s Day Gift
In an unprecedented event, John Miller from Omaha, Nebraska actually bought a beautiful set of diamond earrings for his wife back on January 18th in preparation for this year’s Valentine’s Day. In addition to the […]
Missing Valentine Alert!
It’s 5 p.m do you know where your husband is? I do! He’s pawing through the picked over cards at the supermarket.
Who Deserves To Die?
It was interesting the amount of people “of faith” who really seemed to take delight in Whitney Houston’s death. She basically “got what she had coming to her” since she was or had been a […]
Valentine History
Valentine’s Day: Making men uncomfortable since the Middle Ages…. http://ow.ly/91ouN
The Engineer’s View of Valentine’s Day
Each Valentine’s Day, my friends tell me what they want to receive from their husbands and boyfriends. Some want big-ticket items; some want a day of romance. Me, I just want to be able to […]
Bad Valentine’s Day Date
Valentine’s Day. Apparently, the quickest way to ruin a date is to have bad breath. I would have thought it would be revealing you have a wife.