Me-Day
I was never a fan of the Vietnam War. If I had been, I would have enlisted. If I’d gotten my hands around Hồ Chí Minh’s neck, I’d have taken him out – unassisted. Unfortunately, […]
A Day in the Life of a Feline Court Officer
Xavier Fernandez came to court in Middle Village, N.Y. to fight a minor charge. Then a cross-eyed cat jumped on the table. “You got any problem with a cat being in this hearing?” said Hearing […]
Divided Nation Turns to Metric Crank to Heal Wounds
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island. Residents of the smallest state in the Union often feel like country cousins at the Thanksgiving Dinner of American politics since their vote is worth only four electoral votes for President. “It’s […]
Wisdom for Dummies
Don’t compare yourself to other people. But if you must, always compare yourself to someone in worse shape than you are. #selfesteem Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That […]
Ask the Wedding Lady
The day of your wedding should be the happiest day of your life, or at least the day of your first wedding. But the customs, folkways and by-laws of matrimony are so darned confusing, it […]
