MAGA March Madness Brackets Preview
It’s that time of year when millions of Americans take off early from work, head to the nearest bar, grab a seat in front of a large screen TV and go crazy with March Madness […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
It’s that time of year when millions of Americans take off early from work, head to the nearest bar, grab a seat in front of a large screen TV and go crazy with March Madness […]
MALCZW, Freedonia. In this land-locked, vowel-starved country, many residents have never even seen a lawyer, much less retained one. “It is both a blessing and a curse,” says tribal chieftain Mzrz Glzorp. “We do not […]
1. What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s. 2. How does the Blond President find a new wife? He goes to the Walmart Discount East European […]
SAN GUACAMOLE, California. This idyllic town in the San Fernando Valley is home to UCal-San Guacamole, one of the lesser-known outposts of the vast California public college system, but the school’s lack of renown is […]
The siren-loud noise of indie pop at 5 in the morning on a Saturday was not what I wanted at 5 in the morning on Saturday. My 15-year-old son tends to sleep through his alarm, […]
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa. It’s 6:45 on a Thursday night here in the state that jump-starts the race for the Presidency every four years, and a crowd of generally overweight men in blue jeans is milling […]
I would invite any of you non-runners, looking for a few laughs, to sometime come to a local race and watch us running humans try to run like a gazelle while in fact, mostly, looking […]