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You Can Smell Just Like Snooki

December 21, 2011
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Snooki of the Jersey Shore has followed in the footsteps of other celebrities and launched her own fragrance.  While I am pretty sure chemists, and not the actress and author, actually came up with the…

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An Executioner’s Christmas Wishlist

December 21, 2011
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One of the perks to the holiday season is spending time with your family watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story, with an occasional switch-over to It’s a Wonderful Life. This is a time-honored tradition…

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A New Newt Gingrich?

December 21, 2011
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Newt Gingrich’s campaign advisers have urged the GOP candidate to NOT be so arrogant and narcissistic when dealing with voters, but I don’t see how he can make that big a change without switching parties.

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The Stupid Guests of Jerry Springer

December 21, 2011
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The Stupid Guests of Jerry Springer

I came home from shopping and made myself a quick lunch and turned on the TV to unwind. Lo and behold, one of our local channels was airing Jerry Springer.  I rarely watch this show,…

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Sanity Prayer

December 21, 2011
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God, grant me the sanity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know that I should not be talking to myself.

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The Great Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave’s Pro-Choice v Pro-Life debate

The Great Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave’s Pro-Choice v Pro-Life debate

Someday we might care what somebody thinks but not today. Today we have no time to care what you or anybody thinks for today we have to push your buttons. Straight from the pages of…

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Pat Robertson and the Saturday Night Live Jesus Skit

December 20, 2011
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Pat Robertson Called an SNL skit that included actors playing Jesus and Tim Tebow disgusting.  Well, if anyone knows what disgusting is, it’s Pat Robertson , you know the man who proclaimed  it’s okay for…

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Rick Perry, Like the Honey Badger, Don’t Care!

December 20, 2011
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Rick Perry is simply just waiting for some real information about climate change, evolution, and “those funny spirally light bulbs”. “Bring me the evidence, and once we do that, you show it to me, and…

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Chaz Bono’s Back on the Market

December 20, 2011
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Chaz Bono dumps his fiancee who stood by him through all the trials and tribulations of his gender changing. Congratulations, Chaz. Now you are truly a man.

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The True Meaning of Christmas

December 20, 2011
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The True Meaning of Christmas

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If You’ve Found Jesus, We Want Him Back

December 20, 2011
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More Baby Jesus Statues Found Missing in Va As a result, local authorities have asked that you call 911 if you’ve found Jesus.

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False Death Rumors

December 20, 2011
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A rash of false death rumors spread on the Internet which included the demise of Bon Jovi, Lil Kim and Newt Gingrich’s Presidential campaign.  Oops, my boo boo. Newt Gingrich’s campaign  really is dead.

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One Angry Man – My Attempt to Ditch Jury Duty

December 20, 2011
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One Angry Man – My Attempt to Ditch Jury Duty

After almost 20 years of dodging my civic duty, they finally found me. I’ve been summoned for jury duty during the second week of January, here in the Los Angeles County Superior Court. On the…

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7 Problems With the Song “Christmas Shoes”

December 20, 2011
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There are fewer than five days until Christmas, and even though this is one of my favorite times of year there’s an unavoidable annual pox on this holiday that seethes like a raging pustule begging…

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Mary Saybolt is pure golden

Mary Saybolt is pure golden

When I was a little mocker, I used to think that old people smelled of old people and stale cabbage. Now that I’m an older mocker I know that old people smell of old people…

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How D.A.R.E. They?

December 19, 2011
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How D.A.R.E. They?

I just finished helping my daughter type a D.A.R.E. essay.  This is my least favorite part of the 5th grade curriculum because it turns your kids into obsessive cocktail-counting, militant, mini Carrie Nations… which is…

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Can A Poodle Be Possessed?

December 19, 2011
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Can A Poodle Be Possessed?

I like paranormal stuff. I admit that I watch everything from Celebrity Ghost Stories to Ghost Hunters.  I think it fascinates me because I can’t decide if all this stuff is real or not.  However,…

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Smoked Lady Parts on Sail?

December 19, 2011
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A co-worker stopped by her local supermarket deli to pick up some lunch meat for her family.  She was perusing the selection when she noticed the small, poorly written, misspelled sign advertising, “ Smoked Virgina…

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Casino Lady

December 19, 2011
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Here’s a video from my improv teachers – the Vrazels .  For anyone who’s been to a casino.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrFhXWqS_7U&feature=share

Bowl Fever and Mr. Wonderful

December 19, 2011
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Bowl Fever and Mr. Wonderful

  Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman BOWL FEVER AND MR. WONDERFUL  The Dear Wife, Mrs. Silliman, received one of those Alan Alda in a Box dolls for Christmas. The talking doll, also known as…

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Tebow Comes Down the Earth

December 19, 2011
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I had long wondered: Why doesn’t God just show up in the sky with a flaming head and say, “Hey, Look at me! I’m God! Believe in me!” if it’s so important to him? I…

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