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To Slap or Not to Slap

August 7, 2011
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Comedian Larry Miller said, “Women, you don’t have any idea what men are thinking, and if you did, you would never stop slapping us.” Okay. Well, women as we get older, don’t actually care so…

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War of the Worlds – My Version

August 6, 2011
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War of the Worlds – My Version

It was just about 2 PM, and I decided to fold some laundry. I clicked the TV remote hoping to find a scary movie that would entertain me while I finished my laundry drudgery.  When…

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Everyday miracles

August 5, 2011
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Ever notice that the people who oppose both abortion and contraception consider babies miracles even though they happen every nine months in their world?

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Parents Nite Out

August 5, 2011
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What is parents nite out? And why did I spell night “nite”? Parents nite out is a time for the adults in a relationship, where there are also children involved, to go out, child-less, into…

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More Tea Mommy?

August 5, 2011
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Never drink anything offered to you by your  two year old daughter, when the only thing she can reach is the toilet bowl.

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Lounge Lizards and Me

August 5, 2011
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Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I…

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Legal Burglars and the FBI — Another TV Show in the Making?

August 4, 2011
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Legal Burglars and the FBI — Another TV Show in the Making?

You feel safe knowing that the police are hunting down criminals whose goals are to break into your home and wreak havoc while you are gone. But what happens if the criminals you fear are…

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Ask Dr. Snee: Hosing out the ol’ mailbox

August 3, 2011
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Goodness-fucking-gracious, this mailbox is full to the sphincter! Time to hose it out and read any letters that survive the deluge. Dear Dr. Snee, What’s a colonic? My girlfriend keeps wanting me to go with…

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The Muscle Confusion Workout — Is my Pain Worth It?

August 3, 2011
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The Muscle Confusion Workout — Is my Pain Worth It?

I will admit that my brain is already addled from everyday wear and tear. It can get confused easily, so I try not to overload it with too much information. So, in an effort to…

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The Consequence of Misspellings

August 3, 2011
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“Loose Yourself” By M&M Look, if you learned your spelling, From the internet, Would you write this song? His head is sweaty, knees weak, stomach heavy, There’s food caught in his beard like a yeti,…

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John Hancock

August 2, 2011
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Little known fact: John Hancock was famous for his signature, and also invented masturbation.

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Cannibal Children

August 2, 2011
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Cannibal children who hang out at nursing homes get their fair share of vegetables.

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My Promise to the Earth

August 2, 2011
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(Earth Day should be every day!) My promise to the earth this year is to make sure the cigs I throw out the window, happen after I pass the herd of deer. I will make…

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Tweets from History – Rapture

August 2, 2011
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News flash:God never delivers the rapture as long as people walk around all self-righteous & superior about the rapture. http://wcti.us/00EF

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Tweets from History: MacArthur

August 2, 2011
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MacArthur: Old soldiers never die, they just can’t use their guns anymore. http://wcti.us/0039

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Where in the World is D.B. Cooper?

August 2, 2011
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Where in the World is D.B. Cooper?

D.B. Cooper, the mysterious hijacker who plummeted out of existence when he jumped from a Northwest jet 40 years ago, has flown back into the news again. It seems that the FBI, who never closed…

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Is Book Banning Ever Right?

August 2, 2011
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A Missouri school board initiated the process for banning a book which was found to contain multiple instances of extreme violence, murder, rape, incest, adultery, drug abuse, bestiality, profanity, and human sacrifice. Proceedings were halted…

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Shark Week Humor

August 1, 2011
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Shark Week means its open hunting season on lawyers.

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Another Reason to Hate Microsoft?

July 31, 2011
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Another Reason to Hate Microsoft?

My car doesn’t understand me. I am not saying this in a psycho babble kind of way. No, I am saying this in a driver- technology kind of way. Recently, I got a new  Escape,…

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The Unrecognized Joy and Humor of (New) Fatherhood

July 31, 2011
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The Unrecognized Joy and Humor of (New) Fatherhood

“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby…

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Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Sunday

July 31, 2011
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AND, INDEED, I was. Brenda was relentless. The next day was Sunday and she was still hard at it, or, rather, me. If I had been hoping to commit the seventh deadly sin of sloth,…

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