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My Upcoming Mega Million Lottery Win

July 11, 2011
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My Upcoming Mega Million Lottery Win

I think I need to win the lottery.  I was talking to a friend of mine about our careers, and I suddenly realized that for me to accomplish all I set out to accomplish, I…

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Tweets From History — Civil War

July 10, 2011
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Every union general at every battle up until Gettysburg: Dudes, the other way. http://wcti.us/002x

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Google Social Networking

July 10, 2011
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Google +, really? Nothing says social networking more than using a math operator symbol. Can’t wait to invite my chess & computer fans.

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Dominos and the California commute

July 10, 2011
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Next weekend, they’re closing the 405 for 2 days, the traffic is going to be so bad that Dominos modified their guarantee to 30 hours or less

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A Hand-y Guide to Wisdom

July 10, 2011
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My minister told us today that we can have a better life by following the wisdom contained in the five fingers of our hand. So here are five guidelines for living an empowered life, with…

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How We Deal with Death When It Is Least Expected

July 10, 2011
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How We Deal with Death When It Is Least Expected

When people close to us are taken without expectation, how we deal with our grief depends on how we view life. It seems like there has been an unusual number of incidences in the news…

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The Language of Motherhood

July 10, 2011
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The Language of Motherhood

Every year, sparrows and finches build nests underneath the rafters of my back porch. I think birds look at my back porch much the same way that I look at beachfront property: the ultimate real…

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Tweets from History -Alexander Graham Bell

July 10, 2011
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Alexander Graham Bell: Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you. Don’t put me on hold! Ugh http://wcti.us/002o

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Tweets From History-Donner Party

July 10, 2011
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Donner Party: Mmmm Buffalo wings. Big honkin’ ones too! Um, where’s Frank? http://wcti.us/00AE

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YOU’RE SO FIRED!

July 9, 2011
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So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day.   Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable.  For your convenience  I’ve  listed them…

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Love Bites

July 9, 2011
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Love Bites

    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth I can sink my teeth into your new girl friend’s earlobe. My soul can become…

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I Hate Bleepin’ Censorship

July 9, 2011
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I Hate Bleepin’ Censorship

Recently, the Hallmark channel ran a Frasier marathon.  I love that show. It just never ceases to make me giggle. The same is true for the Golden Girls which also airs on the channel.  As…

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Kids Find the Darndest Things

July 8, 2011
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Kids Find the Darndest Things

It has recently been reported that a primary school in Uganda was using an unexploded mortar bomb as a bell – FOR THREE YEARS! Fortunately the device was discovered before being detonated and removed by…

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The Fear of Change

July 8, 2011
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How far would you go to make a change in your life?  I recently read a story about a British banker who decided that the world of money, luxury and material goods had lost its…

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Baseball

July 8, 2011
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A Texas Rangers’ fan died yesterday after trying to catch a ball that came his way and falling 20 feet onto concrete. Up to this point, baseball has been excruciatingly boring, but harmless. But now…

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Only in New Jersey

July 8, 2011
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Sharks sited off the coast of New Jersey . . . Dear God . . . Eat Snookie First . . . Eat SNOOKIE first! Thank you Joe Marchetti

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Dinner at Grandma’s

July 7, 2011
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There is a cultural fascination with eating at grandma’s house. Foods made from scratch… with equally unhealthy doses of butter and love. The idea may strike up thoughts of holiday meals that were large enough…

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Twitter on the Shitter

July 6, 2011
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With the help of my smart phone, I’ve been making use of time that was until recently simply (and quite literally) wasted. I never had time to search through all of the messages on Twitter…

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Life Suddenly Makes Sense

July 6, 2011
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I have spent my life thinking that I’m different, unique, weird… utterly fucked up… and I am sure you would agree with, and resemble, that assertion. So much of that time was spent dwelling on…

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HumorOutcasts is Three Months Old and Growing Up Fast

July 6, 2011
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HumorOutcasts is Three Months Old and Growing Up Fast

On April 6th one of our founders, Donna Cavanagh, posted the first “test” post, My New Life as a Lawn Mower Racing Champion. We should have known when that post was quickly found by the…

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Sneak Peek at Facebook’s Huge Announcement

July 6, 2011
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Facebook has announced that today it will inform the public of a new feature. Mark Zuckerberg says that it’s “awesome”, which is another way of saying that it steals even more information about you than…

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