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Denny’s

July 27, 2011
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I don’t tip waitresses at Denny’s, because I’m afraid they won’t be able to get back up.

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Fungus is Not Just for People Anymore

July 27, 2011
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Fungus is Not Just for People Anymore

Fungus is not anyone’s friend – unless of course, it is in the form of a shiitake mushroom– but as a rule, fungus is not a positive thing.  Humans are always fighting fungal infections from…

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Sitcom commitment

July 27, 2011
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The sit-com,Men R from Mars/Women R from Venus, has been cancelled for lack of commitment by one of the parties

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Traffic and Twitter

July 27, 2011
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A traffic jam is simply a sign from the universe for you to tweet.

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Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Wednesday

July 27, 2011
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I WAS IN PRISON for the whole of Wednesday. Prisoners were allowed newspapers and I speed-read the front page headline: ‘Wotta Lot o’ Lotto!’ Huh. Another undeserving lottery millionaire. Why couldn’t I get a look…

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Technology and Kids

July 26, 2011
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Thanks to technology, my kids will never have to grow up with the hardships I faced, like having to steal CDs from an actual store, meeting people face to face, or most importantly, having to…

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Guy Compliments that Cause Trouble

July 26, 2011
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The awkward moment when you tell a guy friend he’s pretty and then sneeze. But you meant to say “pretty smart.”

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Just When You Thought Glenn Beck Couldn’t be More “Disturbed”

July 26, 2011
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Just When You Thought Glenn Beck Couldn’t be More “Disturbed”

Showing once again that there is little brain matter in his skull, Glenn Beck has insulted the victims and parents of those who were killed by Christian right-wing extremist Anders Behring Breivik at the Labour…

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Some of the Funniest Facebook Status Lines

July 26, 2011
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Some of the Funniest Facebook Status Lines

Yup, there are websites for almost EVERYthing! Ever wonder what other people write as their Facebook status? You’ve seen some funny ones from your friends, but what about all of the other members? Below find…

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Living the Life of a Lottery Winner — My Story Coming Soon

July 26, 2011
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What would you do if you had the knowledge that could help you win the lottery not once, not twice but many, many times?  I know this sounds like an infomercial sales pitch, but I…

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Shark Week

July 26, 2011
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Next week is the Discovery Channel’s annual “Shark Week” —  otherwise known as the seven days when usually violent-abhorring people, who brake for squirrels without a second thought, turn on their TVs to watch innocent…

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Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Tuesday

July 26, 2011
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CONSCIOUSNESS RETURNED and I couldn’t believe my eyes. They were in a jam jar on the bedside table. I could see myself lying on my back in a hospital bed. Immediately, I screwed my eyeballs…

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I Have a Teenie Tiny Stalker

July 25, 2011
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I’m being followed. Yes, it’s true; someone is after me. It’s weird and also unnerving. However, I no longer check under the bed or in my closet like I did when I was a little…

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Kardashian Fever

July 25, 2011
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Since when did we all feel compelled to actually keep up with the Kardashians?  In my opinion there’s nothing special about “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” since anyone, even a 10 year old boy with…

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Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Monday

July 25, 2011
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I WOKE UP. I looked at myself in the mirror and wondered how someone could look so perfect first thing in the morning. And I wasn’t even Jane Asher. I checked the letterbox. Yes, the…

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Christian Apologists

July 25, 2011
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I’ve recently been reading some stuff written by some leading “Christian Apologists”. I was thinking maybe they’d been in touch with God and that they’d be passing on some direct correspondence along those lines. But…

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God Smites Journalist for not Capitalizing “Him”

July 25, 2011
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A man is recovering in an area hospital after a late night smiting that he received from God. Ivano Salvacion, 48, was writing an article about the abuses of the Catholic Church while he was…

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A Trip to the Faire

July 25, 2011
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Well, we’ve lived in this town for about 16 years and have done pretty much all there is to do. Been over to the sprawling South Fork Ranch. Been down to smell the Trinity River.…

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Bed Bug Wars

July 24, 2011
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What the hell is going on with bed bugs? Didn’t they go the way of Polio and the Bubonic Plague? Well, just like bad fashion trends, they have come back in vogue, and humanity is…

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What Is It All Worth, Anyway?

July 24, 2011
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What Is It All Worth, Anyway?

One of the ways that we are able to place a value on something is to evaluate how special or unique it happens to be. Although the human body is composed of many elements taking…

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How to Avoid a Zombie Apocalypse

July 23, 2011
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In order to avoid a real zombie apocalypse, it’s probably useful to know what has at least caused them in the movies. Let’s examine… 28 Days Later: Virus from genetic research Evil Dead: Demonic Possession…

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