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Amanda Knox

October 3, 2011
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Amanda Knox is free to go home from Italy, but Rick Perry has volunteered to execute her in Texas anyway.

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Missing Boy Parts

October 3, 2011
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Missing Boy Parts

A single mother of two in Great Britain was shocked to learn that her long-time boyfriend and lover was not only NOT a man but a woman who also had a history of child molestation. …

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Can Christian Louboutin Shoes Fit my Lifestyle?

October 2, 2011
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Can Christian Louboutin Shoes Fit my Lifestyle?

I was watching an episode of I love Lucy, and in this episode Lucy and Ethel were preparing to go shopping. In order to go downtown, the women had to change from their housecleaning clothes…

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Drunker than a skunk on Halloween with a Trashcan and a can of Mace

October 1, 2011
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The title to this piece was my Facebook status last night, well really, this morning at about 1:30am. It actually said “Drunker than a skunk om Halloween with a trashcan and a can of ,ace.”…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 30, 2011
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Dear Lord, save me from the evils of boxed wine, men who still live with their mothers and Triscuits, Amen.      

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Three Steps off the Porch into Hell

September 30, 2011
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A few weeks ago while I was sitting on my porch I started pondering the content of the GOP debates on the local and national news stations. These debates have helped me to form a theory on politics. If you…

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The Commitaphobe’s Best Friend – Mexico?

September 30, 2011
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The Commitaphobe’s Best Friend – Mexico?

We all know these people: They think marriage is wonderful, but the idea of taking that stroll down the aisle makes them break out in sweats or convulse in apoplectic shock.  Well, Ladies and Gentlemen,…

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Cold, Dead Hands

September 29, 2011
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I try to act like I’m not a gun nut, but I totally sniff my fingers after every round I shoot off.

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When Coaches Hurt: The Spagnuolo-Harbaugh Affair

September 29, 2011
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When Coaches Hurt: The Spagnuolo-Harbaugh Affair

Apparently, St. Louis Rams’ Coach, Steve Spagnuolo, was miffed at  John Harbaugh, one of his best friends and the coach of the Baltimore Ravens because the Ravens throttled the Rams 37-7 in last week’s game.…

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The Seinfeld Personality Test

September 28, 2011
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I think you can tell a lot about a person by which Seinfeld episode they love the most, and I usually use it to judge them. This is not an exact science, however it should…

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Let Me Count the Ways I Was Right

September 28, 2011
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As a syndicated blogger, I provide a service to the online community. The very fabric of our society is cut and measured based on the qualified opinions of the few of us that signed up…

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Buying Bulk at Costco?

September 28, 2011
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I went to Costco to buy a body bag, but they only sold them in packs of six, so now I have my work cut out for me.

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Governor Christie to Enter Race For Presidency?

September 28, 2011
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Governor Christie to Enter Race For Presidency?

Recent rumors have New Jersey Governor Chris Christie entering the GOP field for President. Reporters, having exhausted all possible references to insanity, are now salivating at this thought and already have many headlines put together…

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The Women’s Vote in Saudi Arabia

September 27, 2011
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has decreed that in four years women will be granted the right to vote, and he has also promised that women will be allowed to run in future municipal elections. Of…

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Woody Allen’s prose

September 27, 2011
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WOODY ALLEN’S fame for extracting humour from the serious side of life is well-known. And in many of his films, humour is noticeably absent as he mines the darkest recesses of the human psyche and…

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Pinocchio’s Liar Island

September 26, 2011
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Pinocchio’s Liar Island

It’s funny how people change.  One day you think they are the nicest people in the world and the next day they are lying to your face justifying their lies and trying to make you…

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Men Are Dirt Bags

September 25, 2011
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Men Are Dirt Bags

“What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.”  – Edward Dahlbert I’ll be the first to admit that men are not perfect. On the other hand due to the very legitimate concerns in…

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Neighborhood Idiots

September 25, 2011
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Neighborhood Idiots

A Mr. Rogers song plays in my brain right now – changed a little from, “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…” to He’s an unbelievable idiot an unbelievable idiot Next door neighbor Stupid neighbor.…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 23, 2011
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Friday Humor Devotional

Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience…

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When the Tea Pot’s Empty, What’s Next?

September 23, 2011
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When the Tea Pot’s Empty, What’s Next?

Firstly, I would like to say thank you to Ms Stephanie Queen on her brilliant article “Cheering for Death.” It gave me food for thought and this is how things could pan out. I say…

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Getting High the Old Fashioned Way?

September 23, 2011
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Spinning around really fast until you fall down when you’re a kid is a gateway drug.      

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