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Amy Winehouse, Dead at 27

July 23, 2011
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Amy Winehouse, Dead at 27

The only thing shocking or surprising is that she lasted long enough to make it to the 27 Club. Regardless…

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WWJS? – Where Would Jesus Shop?

July 23, 2011
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WWJS?  – Where Would Jesus Shop?

  Apparently the son of God can be found in the extra wide aisles of Walmart.  At least that may be the assumption for Jacob Simmons of Anderson County, South Carolina.  Yes! South Carolina.  Where…

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Hot,Hot,Hot

July 23, 2011
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Its so hot I’m having flashbacks of slavery!

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If the Truth Be Known – A Fantasy

July 23, 2011
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If the Truth Be Known – A Fantasy

  A lady seeking advice from “Prudie” of the Dear Prudence column on what to do about the accidental death of her neighbor’s cat that she ran over, was advised to keep the crime to…

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Olive Branch

July 22, 2011
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I watched a little bit of President Obama’s town hall meeting on CNN today. He made an interesting point when he pointed to a study showing that when people associate themselves mainly with only those…

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What Hoveround Comes Around

July 22, 2011
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They’re everywhere!  You know those infernal freaking indoor motorized assassin vehicles that most folks over 70 use to get around in.  They’re called Limited Mobility Scooter, better known as Hoverounds.  Even those individuals who have had their…

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“Obama and His Deficits”

July 22, 2011
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Only on Fox News can arsonists successfully get away with blaming the fireman for using too much water.

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Stay With Me Here (Here in Slow Motion)

July 22, 2011
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Stay With Me Here (Here in Slow Motion)

I love her. As true as it is cliché, I knew it from the first moment that I saw her. Here she is, almost a year later, and we have our routines. One of which……

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Christian Mingle

July 21, 2011
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All this talk of dating sites, and a commercial for Christian Mingle, piqued my interest. So I gave it a shot. They claimed that they would “find God’s match” for me. Which made me quite…

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Crank it Up Baby!

July 21, 2011
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There’s nothing like driving with the top down and cranking up the  music on hot summer nights.  I remember my old 1970 Volkswagen Rabbit with the crappy red vinyl seats that literally turned in to molten…

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Where Babies Come From

July 21, 2011
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My son asked me where babies come from, so I broke down and told him the truth, Craigslist.

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God’s Greatest Gift

July 21, 2011
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God’s greatest gift to man was reason. I have used that gift to determine that God is completely made up. Thanks, God.

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Sarah Palin Loves Jews

July 21, 2011
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For a long-suffering people, it seems that Jews are experiencing a resurgence in popularity, due mainly, it seems, to Tea Party and evangelical Christians. Why is this? For a group who takes such serious issue…

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Going Batty

July 21, 2011
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Going Batty

There was a bat. In case you need more details, let me fill you in. I was sitting in bed watching Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network  when I saw, what appeared to be a…

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Sky’s the Limit

July 21, 2011
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"I know the sky's the limit, but I really need a little more structure in my life than that."

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Up and Up

July 21, 2011
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"When you really get right down to it, most things don't seem to be on the up and up."

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Newly-minted old man rants about Google+

July 20, 2011
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Newly-minted old man rants about Google+

 This is an R-rated post.   I turn 30 tomorrow. I was born two weeks late according to some doctors, and what do they know? So, it seemed appropriate to not put off this…

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The Devil Came to Pennsylvania

July 20, 2011
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The Devil Came to Pennsylvania

A friend of mine decided she was going to quit smoking and lose weight all at the same time.  I thought this was a bad idea especially since she is going through menopause as well.…

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Serenity, Boomer Style

July 20, 2011
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All of our lives we hear about how wonderful it is to grow older. Our “golden years” are going to be the best years of our lives, they tell us.  Well, I have news for…

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Battle of the Sexes

July 20, 2011
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"In the battle of the sexes, everyone has a special agender."

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People

July 20, 2011
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Ever notice that people who think and act small are among your biggest problems?

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