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Everything

August 31, 2011
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The perfect gift for someone who has everything is a garbage bag.

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Who Should Never Run a Corporation

August 31, 2011
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Who Should Never Run a Corporation

It has come to my attention that corporate bigwigs are ruining our country. I know you are shocked; this was a surprise to me too.  I just always assumed that CEOs of major corporations were…

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Rush Limbaugh,Hurricane Irene and the Leftist Agenda

August 31, 2011
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Just when you think this man can’t say anything more stupid: Rush Limbaugh said President Obama wanted Hurricane Irene to be a disaster so that he could push the leftist agenda. He said the media…

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How Can Soap Get Germs and Other Life Mysteries

August 31, 2011
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I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser.  Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years…

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The Z Family

August 29, 2011
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To one up Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Beyonce and Jay-Z just announced the release of their unborn baby’s first album.

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Flash Mob

August 29, 2011
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On Saturday, Grand Central Station in NYC was eerily empty – closed because of Hurricane Irene.  That was a shame because Saturday was also the day I was supposed to be there performing in my…

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Red-Eye Etiquette

August 29, 2011
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So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he…

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A Giant Rat Grows in Brooklyn

August 28, 2011
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A Giant Rat Grows in Brooklyn

For years, there were rumors that a strange creature haunted an apartment complex in the Bedford Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn. Residents saw a shadowy, large creature scurrying about. At times, they would just hear loud,…

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Whose Esteem Are We talking About?

August 28, 2011
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Whose Esteem Are We talking About?

You’ve heard about the notion that pets tend to take on the looks of their owners.  Well some people have taken it a step further and anthropomorphised their feelings and attitudes onto their pets. In…

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Hurricane Irene Blows Atlantic City

August 27, 2011
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A  news update from New Jersey stated that Atlantic City beaches, casinos and resorts have been evacuated due to 140 mph winds produced by hurricane Irene.  I guess they had to because it would be terrible to know…

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Stupid Hurricane People

August 27, 2011
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I love stupid people. The weather channel has been broadcasting onsite  from Asbury Parkm NJ about the severity  of Hurricane Irene and begging people to leave the areas.  In the news reports, they have  the…

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The Upside of Liposuction

August 26, 2011
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You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone – A former fat guy looking at his penis after liposuction

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Random Drug Tests

August 26, 2011
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I hate random drug tests, I wish they would tell me which one they were testing for, so I could prepare

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I Was ROBBED!

August 26, 2011
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Let me take you back in time to late summer 1979. I was living in an apartment with my oldest (and only at the time) daughter, Keeley. To say I was poor is probably an…

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A Wet Story

August 26, 2011
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Newspaper stories never tell the reader everything.  Details that could make the story really interesting are always left out.  For example, in New York City a man had a fight with his father, after which…

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My Hurricane Survival Kit

August 26, 2011
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I heard there is a hurricane a – comin’.  So, I went to the store to buy provisions in case we lose power and the roads become impassable. I wasn’t nervous about this event until…

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DICK cheney

August 25, 2011
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When Dick Cheney’s mother gave him his name, do you think she knew that down the road, the name Dick would suit him perfectly?  

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Rick Perry – Author of Texas Insurance Scam

August 25, 2011
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According to the Huffington Post,Rick Perry tried to run an insurance scam in which the state of Texas would allow financial giant UBS to buy insurance policies on retired Texas teachers — in essence betting…

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Tea Party Blame?

August 25, 2011
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I’ve been out of it for a bit, has the Tea Party blamed the earthquake on Obama yet?

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You Can Catch It?

August 25, 2011
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This homeless guy just sneezed on me on my way into work, I hope I don’t catch alcoholism.

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Potentially Bizarre Bazaar

August 25, 2011
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What do I have in common with people who have so much money that they need a wealth manager to manage it, people who can afford very costly cosmetic products (beside the fact that I…

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