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Fired Up for Summer

May 26, 2011
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Fired Up for Summer

The Spring ritual remains the same.  We open up the sun porch, uncover the  furniture, put potting soil in the planters and check the gas grill. But this year held a surprise.  Our beloved grill…

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What Happened to Lucy and Ethel?

May 25, 2011
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I was watching I Love Lucy, and I have to admit that it is one of my favorite old shows.  It’s not the crazy antics that I love — although they make me laugh–but the…

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Joke of the Day 5.25.2011

May 25, 2011
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I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.

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The Sins of the Girl Scouts

May 25, 2011
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I recently learned about two teenage sisters who had broken away from a Satanic cult and have since been working feverishly for its overthrow. This group is called the Girl Scouts. Yes, they of the…

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Our Meat Might Not Moo in the Future

May 25, 2011
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Our Meat Might Not Moo in the Future

Getting ready to chomp down on your first juicy burger of the barbecue season?  Well, right now you know where that meat came from, but in a few years, that might not be the case.…

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Six Word Memoirs

May 24, 2011
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The objective of  Six Word Memoirs is to generate a story or a special moment using  six word only.  Today my Six Word Memoirs was inspired by my husband Pete.  I was feeling down and needed a bit of tea and sympathy  –…

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Joke of the Day 5.24.2011

May 24, 2011
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  Harold Camping announces new doomsday date, but says good time to buy in the stock market.

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Crazy Love

May 24, 2011
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Crazy Love

Here’s one that came to me via an e-mail and was just too funny not to share.  Enjoy (click on image to hear opening song for Benny & Joon) Just because someone doesn’t love you…

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The Mayor Takes a Bicycle Ride

May 24, 2011
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It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park.   And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral…

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Will Video Poker Make me Rich?

May 24, 2011
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Will Video Poker Make me Rich?

I live about an hour or so from Atlantic City. I only realized I lived that close about three years ago. Usually, if I headed to the beach, I headed to the water and sand and…

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Joke of the Day 5.24.2011

May 24, 2011
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NATIONAL VEGETARIAN WEEK. Or as they say in Texas, “More Meat for Me Week.”

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Joke of the Day 5.23.2011

May 23, 2011
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Harold Camping is a genius. He purposely got the rapture date wrong, so you can be grateful to be alive, even on a Monday.

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Jesus Cancels Rapture At Last Minute

May 23, 2011
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While everyone was spending a lot of time making fun of Harold Camping, it turns out that he was actually quite correct on the date and time of the impending rapture. Jesus had made all…

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Food, Hormones and…I forgot

May 23, 2011
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Food, Hormones and…I forgot

I want to believe with every fiber of my being that people break into my house and steal my food.  This is the best explanation I have for why my refrigerator is empty. I go…

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Daily Musing 5.23.11

May 23, 2011
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So I see that the author of “You Light Up My Life” has killed himself. That’s just one guy. I’m more interested in how many listeners did the same.

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When Unexpected Guests Come Calling

May 22, 2011
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One afternoon, a neighbor met us at the mailbox as we picked up our mail before going into our house. There had been a lot of excitement in our neighborhood when a police car, a…

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The Bathrobe, The Mother-in-Law and Coffee

May 22, 2011
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It was lunchtime and I was tired of working, so I ran to my favorite cafe to get a cup of coffee and a muffin.  There was some kind of technical glitch with the coffee…

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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The rapture happened, but nobody left. I guess the NFL isn’t the only one with a lock out.

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Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places

May 21, 2011
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“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes!  She must be so embarrassed!”  No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease.  I bet she’s thrilled that…

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Putting the ‘Pause’ in Menopause

May 21, 2011
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Mother nature has a wicked sense of humor.  And no, I’m not talking about the weather. When she came up with the idea of menopause for women, she clearly had men in mind and was…

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Post-Rapture

May 21, 2011
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Well, here it is.  I must have nodded off for a bit, but I guess I’m assigned to eternal damnation  since Jesus must have come down and taken all of the truly righteous.  Weird thing…

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