…until I’m escorted out by security.
There’s something you really should know about. No, it’s not the new cannibalism restaurant my friend found in Oregon (pictured above). It’s the first GOP presidential primary debate, which is set for August 6 and is being […]
I may be way off base with this post but.. I gotta do it. The detergent pods are in the news again. Yes, they can poison kids if they eat them. Yes, they look attractive […]
But the group couldn’t transfer that energy from Club Matinee to the recording studio. It is, after all, difficult to capture the sound of a man dancing with a table in his mouth. The Chitlin’ […]
Former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina—who’s among the current throng of GOP presidential hopefuls—recently claimed she could improve the U.S. economy by cutting federal workers’ pay since they’re “watching porn all day long.” My first […]
(This poem previously appeared in Defenestration.) Insider Art “American Student Rescued after Getting Stuck in Giant Vagina Sculpture in Germany.” New York Daily News, June 23, 2014 Twenty-two firefighters labored to deliver you, yours a […]
BOSTON. Lyman Sturgis is standing at the finish line of the Walk for the Cure for Self-Pity, looking down at a clipboard, and from his expression you can tell that something isn’t right. “It’s funny,” […]
Recent still and moving mages of the dwarf planet Pluto taken by the New Horizons spacecraft have taken the internet by storm, but today Pluto filed an injunction in federal court to have the images […]