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What Was Considered “Funny” 2000 Years Ago?

July 18, 2011
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A story left to us by the famous Roman historian Livy, tells of a man known only as Ishmael who in the year 4 CE traveled the Near East showcasing an astonishing mule he’d discovered…

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Harry Potter, Religious Fanatics and Movie Fun

July 18, 2011
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My daughter and I have certain movies we like to see together. We try and go see these movies the first weekend that they are released so that we can participate in the long-awaited, premiere…

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The Ugliest Baseball Players of All Time

July 17, 2011
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Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me. Don Mossi Back in…

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Send Me To Jail

July 17, 2011
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Send Me To Jail

As most people who know me know, my financial situation is, as it always has been, dismal. They also know that the struggle to keep my head above water raising four children alone has left…

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It’s in the Vault: The Doomsday Vault That Is

July 17, 2011
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I recently saw previews for a new TV show called Falling Skies starring Noah Wyle.  In this drama, aliens have swooped down and pretty much destroyed the earth, and once again a few brave survivors…

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What Came First: the Chicken, the egg or Chinese Egg Rolls?

July 16, 2011
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  A new Chinese takeout place opened in town this week named Buddha’s Bar & Grill.   I stopped by to check it out the other day.   As I placed my order, I noticed that Ihurtufordollar-Le…

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Free Will

July 16, 2011
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God: I have just created what I call “humans”! Satan: What are those? God: Little creatures that run around earth. This is going to totally rule. They will do my bidding down there! Satan: Well,…

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Schizo Jesus

July 16, 2011
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I think I may have solved the biggest mystery out there. Why does Satan seem to have powers that practically no one else does? He seems to be quite the capable mischief-maker. The evil one…

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Get Ye Behind Me Lady Liberty

July 16, 2011
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Get Ye Behind Me Lady Liberty

Did you know, according to the right Reverend John Benefiel, that “we practice idolatry in America in ways that we don’t even recognize.”   According to this holy roller, anyone who recognizes the  Statue of Liberty…

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Joke of the Day – Honesty

July 15, 2011
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If the best humor comes from being honest, then why didn’t my girlfriend find it funny when I told her I slept with her best friend?

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How to Handle Women

July 15, 2011
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[Possibly Rated R, Proceed with Caution] Women are to be handled with kid gloves… all the time. There is no exception to this rule and you cannot waver. If you do… she’ll bite your head…

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The Murder Game

July 15, 2011
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So much for family love at the holidays.  Three brothers were finally charged with the murder of their mother because the woman had the nerve to ask them to play Yahtzee last Christmas Day.  Yes, all…

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Mobile Phone Craziness

July 15, 2011
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We have become so attached to mobile communication devices that you could almost swear they grow from our heads.  It would require surgery to detach some of us from them.  Losing a cell phone is…

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R.I.P My Prada Bag

July 15, 2011
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I love my purse. My Prada bag goes with me everywhere, and it is one of my prize possessions. It is simple, beautiful, a leathery work of art– and I did not pay retail for…

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Zoosk?

July 15, 2011
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I frequently see commercials for a dating site called “Zoosk”. In one spot, a woman is asked how her last date went (her mom set her up). She recounts her tale of woes as follows:…

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Come one, Comal – Tubing in New Braunfels, Texas

July 14, 2011
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Come one, Comal – Tubing in New Braunfels, Texas

Last weekend, I went with a good friend to tame the swirling rapids of the Comal River in New Braunfels, Texas. Upon making our way towards the river tube outfitters, the streets were absolutely crawling…

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“What the hell you mean you’re outta beer!”

July 14, 2011
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“What the hell you mean you’re outta beer!”

  The one constituency you don’t want to piss off while fixing state budgets are the beer drinkers in your state.  Austerity programs in Minnesota that remove employees who process the paper work by which…

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A New Reality Series: Road Rage on the 405

July 14, 2011
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A New Reality Series: Road Rage on the 405

If it’s not the earthquakes, droughts, mudslides or wildfires plaguing California, it’s the budget crisis, unemployment and now Carmageddon.  What, you don’t know what Carmageddon is?  Well, if you live in the Los Angeles area,…

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Oooh, That’s Gotta Hurt!

July 14, 2011
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Oooh, That’s Gotta Hurt!

A recent news article from Westminster, California reported that Catherine Kieu-Becker could get life in prison for penis chopping. On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to her estranged husband.…

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Jesus Take The Wheel?

July 14, 2011
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There’s a popular song out there called “Jesus Take the Wheel”. The protagonist is heading come to see her family, and we pick up the story here: She had a lot on her mind and…

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Tampons, How Do They Work?

July 14, 2011
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Does any man really know how a tampon works? I know what it does, but I certainly don’t know the components… I don’t know how to use one. It’s not as if I am looking…

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