Nothing At All
A new longitudinal study that examined nothingness, conducted over a 100-year period, has concluded nothing at all. Said the scientists: “This is a great success for the scientific community. Nay, for humanity itself. At first, we were […]
Maybe for vacation we should book a hospital room
Right after Labor Day we’ll be on “vacation”. The quotes are because our vacations in recent years have been of the kind people need a vacation to recover from. I do wish I could go […]
Running In the Rain.
It was raining when I prepared to go out for my morning run. For me, its great news, it meant that, in all likelihood, I would have the local park where I run to myself, […]
Little Sisters of Amazon Prime Help Those Stuck in Checkout Lines
WELLESLEY, Mass. It’s the first day of school in this upscale suburb of Boston, and Tom Clarkson is feeling the pressure that falls on him as a stay-at-home-dad-of-three this time of year. “From now until the […]
Donald Trump’s Letters Home from Summer Camp
DONALD TRUMP’S LETTERS HOME FROM SUMMER CAMP Dear Mom, Camp is great! Hardly any Mexicans made it over the wall. The headmaster and the other campers don’t mind saluting me, agreeing with everything I say […]