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Has Blu-Ray Jumped the Shark?

July 5, 2011
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  Way back when Blu-Ray was released, I was excited to buy the new player to see the difference in picture quality for myself, and it was true, there was an ever so slight improvement…

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Cars for Charity

July 5, 2011
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I was listening to the radio in my car when an ad for a charity aired. The organization, which aids the blind and visually impaired, is looking for people to donate their cars. I don’t…

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Homophobia is the Real Abomination

July 5, 2011
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Homophobia is the Real Abomination

  Editor’s Note: A serious post worth reading and sharing! I recently watched the 2007 documentary “For the Bible Tells Me So”which addresses the cultural perception of homosexuality in America as it does in many…

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Casey Anthony Acquitted!

July 5, 2011
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Casey Anthony Acquitted!

[This is probably rated R… but you might as well read it.] Casey Anthony has been acquitted and I couldn’t give less of a shit. You want to know why? She’s not bad to stare…

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Wood Yew? (A Coppicial L’eaves-dropping)

July 5, 2011
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Wood yew? I’m knot that board.  Butt, Gingerwood. Ahhh . . . already popped yew’r knothole, huh? Could bee I like my studs aged. Hey, I’m knot that green! Too soft to split oak, I…

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Horsing Around Is Not Always A Good Thing

July 5, 2011
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Horsing Around Is Not Always A Good Thing

There are some who like a soothing shot of Jack Daniels and some who like the potent punch of a Kamikaze, but even the most experienced tavern patron might turn away from the newest drink…

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Independence Day?

July 4, 2011
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I told my girlfriend what the Founding Fathers really meant by Independence Day, but she’s not okay with me having sex with other women.

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How Fans Can Scare NFL Owners and Players to Settle

July 4, 2011
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  As an NFL fan who waits for daily news about any type of progress being made between NFL players and owners, I have thought about actions I could take to help this bargaining process…

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An Interview With Attila the Hun

July 3, 2011
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The year is 452 AD.  An enterprising Roman reporter has caught up with Attila the Hun and his bunch of barbarians somewhere in Austria.  Attila has just left Italy, having decided that there was nothing…

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Jim Morrison – Senior Citizen

July 3, 2011
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Jim Morrison – Senior Citizen

Much is going across the internet today recognizing that Jim Morrison of “The Doors” fame passed  away 40 years ago on July 3rd, 1971.  His music out lives him as is the case with all…

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Las Vegas comedian Rita Rudner reveals her spectacular ‘boob’!

July 3, 2011
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[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTeiSjzhFk&version=3&hl=en_US] WE WERE INVITED to the sumptuous hotel suite of Las Vegas comedy legend Rita Rudner and her husband Martin Bergman while they were in London preparing for Rita’s run of shows at the…

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The Crime of Flatulence

July 2, 2011
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The Crime of Flatulence

  Is this man guilty of a crime? I’m not quite sure how to take this story.  An anchor for the local FOX affiliate in Cleveland was presenting a story when she cracked up about…

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Fact or Fiction about the American War of Independence

July 1, 2011
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On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one…

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Am I Really Depressed or Am I Watching Too Much Lifetime?

July 1, 2011
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Am I Really Depressed or Am I Watching Too Much Lifetime?

Lifetime Television: the place to go when Iwant to fall into a deep depression or when my hormones are totally out of whack. I guess Lifetime won’t hire me to come up with their marketing…

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National Holidays Got You Down? Eat Pez and Drink

July 1, 2011
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Bah, Humbug! Another long holiday weekend looms on the horizon. Didn’t we just have one? Personally, I think they should be spaced much farther apart as once again the pressure to grill or be invited…

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Hillbilly Health Care

June 30, 2011
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Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent:  Gooood Mornin’,  Hillbilly Health Care Services, kin I help ya’. Bubba: Hey, I was wonderin’ how long are my kids covered under my health insurance? Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent:  Well, lookin’…

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Marriage

June 30, 2011
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Marriage is an eight letter word, kind of like homicide.

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Tweets from History–Isaac Newton

June 30, 2011
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Isaac Newton: Well, there’s a coconut tree over there, but the apple tree is a little more shady. http://wcti.us/003V

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You Are Too Good A Catholic When…

June 30, 2011
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You are too good a Catholic when: The first thing you do when you buy a skirt is measure the hemline to make sure it is only 1 ½ inches above your knee. This is…

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How well do you know your neighbor?

June 30, 2011
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How well do you know your neighbor?

How good of a neighbor are you?  Are you familiar enough with them to know for certain if they were to pack up and leave, you would know about it?   Consider those who lived…

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The Threesome

June 29, 2011
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My girlfriend was so excited to have a threesome that she forgot to kiss me on my way out before the two other guys got there.

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