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Frodo Plans a Trip

June 29, 2011
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Wednesday, September 23, 5750, Second Age, 9:43 AM From:  Middle-Earth Outfitters ernie@meo.com To:  Frodo Baggins <frodobaggins@bagend.org> Subject:  Your Order No. 2854HS90000100000032BE We are in receipt of your order.  The following items are being shipped and…

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Getting Married in Vegas – Again?

June 28, 2011
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Getting Married in Vegas – Again?

Last year, for our wedding anniversary, I convinced my husband to plan a trip to Las Vegas so we could renew our vows in the Elvis Chapel. Had I suggested renewing our vows in a…

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DVR Etiquette: The Perils of Technology

June 28, 2011
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Technology is always moving forward. However, such advancement does not come without setbacks. Roughly a century ago, the automobile was introduced and was an immediate hit. But that introduction soon gave rise to the problem…

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My First Ménage à Trois

June 28, 2011
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My First Ménage à Trois


Last weekend, my girlfriend and I got a dog. A female dog. “Bitch” is the appropriate term, if I recall correctly. We had been visiting a local shelter once or twice a week for the…

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DNA Analysis and Dog Poop: When Science Gets Ridiculous

June 28, 2011
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Thanks to TV crime dramas, even the most unscientific among us is aware of the effects of DNA testing. We use it to solve heinous crimes and to identify a child’s true parents, but now…

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Tweets from History – Joan of Arc

June 27, 2011
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Joan of Arc #haiku: I’m 86 pounds. And you need me to lead you. Desperate are we? http://wcti.us/0089

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Erica Kane, Don’t Leave Me

June 27, 2011
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Life as I know it is about to change. In fact, life as I’ve known it since high school is now on permanent tilt. How this could happen stuns, amazes and bums me out. I…

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The Axis Powers

June 27, 2011
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I got in trouble recently for criticizing a veteran.  Before you all jump on me, let me tell you what happened.  I stopped into one of my favorite sandwich shops to pay my condolences to…

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Dinner Salad

June 27, 2011
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Dinner Salad

[This is a R+ rated post as it addresses a very sensitive topic] Another installment of boyfriend/girlfriend conversations occurring at chez JB. Oui oui. This back-and-forth occurred as we were preparing a large salad for…

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Jumpstart your Summer with the Solar Bikini

June 26, 2011
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Every year, some inventor somewhere comes up with an invention that makes the world take notice. News outlets wait in line for interviews from the inventors; venture capitalists offer millions of dollars to be a…

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What Time Is Your Reality Show On?

June 26, 2011
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If you didn’t know this already, TV is inundated with reality shows, and guess what? Your show is next. That’s right, they’ve officially run out of quality programming to run, so they want you to…

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Mayor Lund’s School of Political Correctness

June 26, 2011
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The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA.   Today, as I walked through the streets…

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Driving Range

June 25, 2011
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I went to hit some balls at the driving range, but it was ladies day at the golf course, so I had to hit some vaginas instead.

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Tweets from History — Jesse James

June 25, 2011
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Jesse James #haiku: Bank philosophy…. Only fools make deposits. I make withdrawals. http://wcti.us/005B

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Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You

June 25, 2011
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Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You

Imagine this scenario: You die. (You could stop right there, but for the sake of this article, please keep reading.) Your family attends your wake. Like any good dead person, you (as a dead person,…

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Mayor Lund is Having a Baby!

June 25, 2011
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The continuing saga of Mayor Tom Lund and his trailer park. When we last met the Mayor, he had been convicted of a DUI and sentenced to house arrest Last week, I had the best…

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Women’s Sports…

June 25, 2011
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…that’s the joke. Get it?

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The Role of Humor on Our Spiritual Journey

June 25, 2011
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Spirituality helps us become a better person; humor allows people to put up with our work in progress. A well-conceived humorous article or joke can impart a spiritual truth in a manner that distracts our…

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To Droid or Not to Droid?

June 25, 2011
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“To Droid or not to Droid that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in my mind to suffer the slings, arrows, and anxiety attacks of learning new technology or take arms against it and by…

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Rant is the New Rage: Text Obsessed Generation

June 24, 2011
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Texting – it is the plague of the twenty first century; a virus that debilitates language. It has infected our society so much that we are losing our ability to write without using at least a half…

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God and Google: One in the Same?

June 24, 2011
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Are you one of the millions who have been searching for your spiritual self? Have you eaten at the religion buffet – trying a little bit of this or a little bit of that hoping…

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