Tell me this is not true and you’ll be telling a lie.

This bag looks like a Sergeant Major, yelling at the new recruits to stand to attention.

Watching TV with the Opposite SEX

It’s a relaxing evening at home just right for watching a movie. I sit down with my wife on the loveseat and think how nice this is when our cat jumps up between us and […]

How I know so much stuff that doesn’t matter.

Most of the calls I get are from people I don’t know. Back in 1987, Thirsty Dave got 10,001 t-shirts printed. I’m not sure exactly what they said but it went something like “Just before […]