If it was easy
Well, this morning’s run hit all the high notes. By high notes I mean some of those things that really, really “bug” me (see below) when I run. Today it was the three H’s. Heat, […]
Free to See Puppet Tits
Posters for the musical Avenue Q were rejected for bus shelters in Colorado Springs because they showed the cleavage of a fuzzy pink puppet. The Boston Herald Spot, waiting for the bus It […]
Funny Faces
Today I am grateful for funny faces. Like mine. Do you remember when you were a little kid and first learned about mirrors? You probably stood there for way longer than was normal (or was […]
Wrestling With The Truth
We’re at it once again (the overblown House Freedom Caucus). We introduced a resolution; outcome will be raucous. We want to dump Rod Rosenstein, as documents still linger. We’re tired of the DOJ all giving […]
Peanut Stews and the Cows of Roswell
Gambian Entree DOMODA (Peanut Stew) INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice 1½ pounds chicken breasts or beef 2 green chiles 1 large onion ¾ pound pumpkin, sweet potato, or butternut squash 3 Roma tomatoes 2 tablespoons vegetable […]
Smooth? Sailing
I don’t know who coined the expression “smooth sailing,” but I do know it wasn’t any sailor. I’ve been sailing four times, all paid lessons off Hilton Head Island when I was in my teens. […]
At the Worcester Zipper Hospital
It was the sort of thing that happens in an instant, but could change your life forever. Or at least until you die. I had just put on my half-zip pullover sweater and started to pull […]
At the Vatican-UFO Summit
In a departure from its traditional position that the earth is the only inhabited planet, the Vatican has consulted experts on the possibility of extraterrestrial life. The Boston Herald Even though I’ve been […]