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Jesus Cancels Rapture At Last Minute

May 23, 2011
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While everyone was spending a lot of time making fun of Harold Camping, it turns out that he was actually quite correct on the date and time of the impending rapture. Jesus had made all…

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Food, Hormones and…I forgot

May 23, 2011
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Food, Hormones and…I forgot

I want to believe with every fiber of my being that people break into my house and steal my food.  This is the best explanation I have for why my refrigerator is empty. I go…

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Daily Musing 5.23.11

May 23, 2011
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So I see that the author of “You Light Up My Life” has killed himself. That’s just one guy. I’m more interested in how many listeners did the same.

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When Unexpected Guests Come Calling

May 22, 2011
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One afternoon, a neighbor met us at the mailbox as we picked up our mail before going into our house. There had been a lot of excitement in our neighborhood when a police car, a…

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The Bathrobe, The Mother-in-Law and Coffee

May 22, 2011
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It was lunchtime and I was tired of working, so I ran to my favorite cafe to get a cup of coffee and a muffin.  There was some kind of technical glitch with the coffee…

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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The rapture happened, but nobody left. I guess the NFL isn’t the only one with a lock out.

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Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places

May 21, 2011
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“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes!  She must be so embarrassed!”  No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease.  I bet she’s thrilled that…

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Putting the ‘Pause’ in Menopause

May 21, 2011
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Mother nature has a wicked sense of humor.  And no, I’m not talking about the weather. When she came up with the idea of menopause for women, she clearly had men in mind and was…

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Post-Rapture

May 21, 2011
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Well, here it is.  I must have nodded off for a bit, but I guess I’m assigned to eternal damnation  since Jesus must have come down and taken all of the truly righteous.  Weird thing…

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What if There is No Rapture Today?

May 21, 2011
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What if There  is No Rapture Today?

Believing that Harold Camping is of sound mind and sorely misunderstood by the rest of the world I have taken a leap of faith and resolved some needed issues here before I am carried away. …

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Joke of the Day 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those…

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(One Of) The Last Remaining Unrecognized Prejudice (s)

May 21, 2011
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There is any number of different groups of people who share a common condition or set of traits that has put them at odds with the workings of the world. Many of these groups have…

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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The Tea Partyers are waiting for the rapture. I sort of hope it happens – then the world becomes a nicer place.

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Joke of the Day — 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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The other day I saw a sign on the door of my bank that read, “No Dogs Allowed — Seeing Eye Dogs Exempted.”  Who is this sign for?

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Unrapture Me

May 21, 2011
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Millions of rapture-ready Christians remain puzzled as the rapture date came and went with no sign of Jesus. Harold Camping has come out, however, and pointed out that a simple math error was to blame…

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Daily Musing – 5.20.11

May 20, 2011
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I’ve thought all this time that Republicans constantly attack education because they hate knowledge. Then I realized that this is the only valid strategy ensuring possible voters.

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Daily Musing – 5.20.11

May 20, 2011
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Is there no one else bothered by the fact that the Pope wears ruby red slippers? But his dress is too long to see if he’s wearing black and white striped leggings…

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Joke of the Day 5.20.2011

May 20, 2011
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Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?”

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Atheists Rescue Christian Pets

May 19, 2011
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What is a devoted Christian to do?  Here, the Rapture is only one day away and many Christians have yet to make survival arrangements for their little Fido or Kitty.  As everyone knows, pets can’t…

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Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

May 19, 2011
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Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

  For those of you faithful to the belief that you are a member of the one true religion and have done your fair share of berating Muslims, gays and frightened, naive girls at abortion…

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Plaid Robes, Bunny Slippers, and Marshmallow Fluff

May 19, 2011
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Supermarket Shopping After Midnight

Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff?     Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working…

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