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What if There is No Rapture Today?

May 21, 2011
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What if There  is No Rapture Today?

Believing that Harold Camping is of sound mind and sorely misunderstood by the rest of the world I have taken a leap of faith and resolved some needed issues here before I am carried away. …

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Joke of the Day 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those…

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(One Of) The Last Remaining Unrecognized Prejudice (s)

May 21, 2011
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There is any number of different groups of people who share a common condition or set of traits that has put them at odds with the workings of the world. Many of these groups have…

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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The Tea Partyers are waiting for the rapture. I sort of hope it happens – then the world becomes a nicer place.

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Joke of the Day — 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011
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The other day I saw a sign on the door of my bank that read, “No Dogs Allowed — Seeing Eye Dogs Exempted.”  Who is this sign for?

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Unrapture Me

May 21, 2011
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Millions of rapture-ready Christians remain puzzled as the rapture date came and went with no sign of Jesus. Harold Camping has come out, however, and pointed out that a simple math error was to blame…

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Daily Musing – 5.20.11

May 20, 2011
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I’ve thought all this time that Republicans constantly attack education because they hate knowledge. Then I realized that this is the only valid strategy ensuring possible voters.

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Daily Musing – 5.20.11

May 20, 2011
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Is there no one else bothered by the fact that the Pope wears ruby red slippers? But his dress is too long to see if he’s wearing black and white striped leggings…

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Joke of the Day 5.20.2011

May 20, 2011
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Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?”

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Atheists Rescue Christian Pets

May 19, 2011
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What is a devoted Christian to do?  Here, the Rapture is only one day away and many Christians have yet to make survival arrangements for their little Fido or Kitty.  As everyone knows, pets can’t…

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Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

May 19, 2011
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Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

  For those of you faithful to the belief that you are a member of the one true religion and have done your fair share of berating Muslims, gays and frightened, naive girls at abortion…

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Plaid Robes, Bunny Slippers, and Marshmallow Fluff

May 19, 2011
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Supermarket Shopping After Midnight

Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff?     Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working…

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Joke of the Day – May 19,2011

May 19, 2011
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  Enhanced interrogation will never work on me cause I was raised by my parents.

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Lady Garanimals: A Million Dollar Idea

May 19, 2011
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I love clothes, but I have to admit that when it comes to coordinating outfits, I am pretty much a disaster. Okay, I can match solids to prints, but I get lost when it comes…

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Judicious Sex and Congressional Congress

May 19, 2011
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WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found…

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Joke of the Day 5.19.2011

May 19, 2011
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Is robbing a bank really such a crime?

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KiddieProd: The Solution for Unruly Children

May 18, 2011
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Recently, the wife and I have been at our wits end trying to get control of our kids’ poor behavior. We tried the usual tricks that most Americans employ, such as giving them more time…

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Do Diet Drinks Really Cause Heart Disease?

May 18, 2011
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I was fumbling around my house last night when I heard the TV tell me that a new study has shown a strong link between drinking diet sodas and heart attacks. Apparently, people in the…

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Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased

May 18, 2011
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Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream…

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Joke of the Day 5.18.2011

May 18, 2011
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Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.

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The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

May 18, 2011
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The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

I live in a split-level development on a half-acre of land in suburban Philadelphia.  While I may not have to worry about bears or lions showing up to devour my family, I do at times…

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