I’ve got a certain amount of problems and the female dog is a certain amount of them.

Q: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? A: They already 8!

Shots After Midnight

In today’s news a man fends off an armed intruder using only his wife as a weapon.  It was 1:00 AM when the man said he heard a loud crash then footsteps running towards the […]

This world is cruel.

I never wanted for anything when I was growing up so I decided that my imaginary daughter will. All she wants is a Hannah Montana with a bass guitar. Not gonna happen, sweet thing. This […]