Fried Green Tomatoes and In A Gadda Da Vida

American Appetizer FRIED GREEN TOMATOES With Dipping Sauce INGREDIENTS – DIPPING SAUCE 2 stalks green onions ⅔ cup Dijon mustard ½ cup mayonnaise ⅓ cup sour cream 1 teaspoon white pepper INGREDIENTS – TOMATOES 4 […]

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Codfish Cakes and Sex

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British Entree CODFISH CAKES INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod fillets 2 large potatoes ½ teaspoon salt 1½ tablespoons butter 1 small egg 1½ tablespoons minced onion 1 teaspoon parsley ⅛ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon tarragon 1 […]

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Beef Jerky and Postbellum Texan Origami

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American Appetizer BEEF JERKY INGREDIENTS 1 pound flank steak, London broil or round steak ¼ teaspoon chili powder ½ teaspoon garlic powder ½ teaspoon onion powder ½ teaspoon pepper (Freshly ground is best) ¾ teaspoon […]

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Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate

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Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the […]

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Fish Sticks, Doughnuts, and the Ascent of Humanity

American Entree FISH STICKS INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod or pollock 2 eggs ½ teaspoon grated lemon rind ¼ teaspoon salt 1⅓ cups panko (Japanese bread crumbs) no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSIL baking sheet Makes 24 fish […]

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Fake News Sites

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“Obama and Trump Have Seen Satellite Photos of Uranus” “Governor Albondigas Legalizes Open Carry For Dogs” “Governor Burger Cuts Funding For Accordion Classes” Hot, even incendiary headlines you betcha. Ones that make you angry, make […]

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Rabbit Racecars and the Thirty Years War

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American Dessert RABBIT RACECARS INGREDIENTS food dye vial 4 TwinkiesTM 4 PeepsTM 4 mini white fudge or yogurt covered pretzels 16 mini OreosTM PREPARATION Carefully use the food-dye vial to make a number on the […]

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Steak Diane And How It Will Protect Your Home

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American Entree STEAK DIANE INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds beef tenderloin, rib eye, or flank ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter 2 shallots ¼ cup cognac or brandy 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce ½ teaspoon […]

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This Recipe for Double Chocolate Pudding Is Endorsed by the Bacon & Chocolate Party

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American Dessert DOUBLE CHOCOLATE PUDDING INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons unsalted butter ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder 3 tablespoons cornstarch ½ cup whole milk (1½ cups more later) 3 ounces (3 squares) unsweetened baking chocolate ¾ cup […]

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Brownies and How They Shaped Aerial Combat

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American Dessert BROWNIES INGREDIENTS 13 tablespoons butter 1 cup unsweetened cocoa ¼ teaspoon salt 1 cup sugar 1¼ teaspoon vanilla extract 3 eggs ½ cup flour no-stick spray. Brownies assuming a defensive posture against lions. […]

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