When there are so many words that can be used, it’s hard to know the right ones to use.

The girl on the train doesn’t even know I exist. This is evident by her “you don’t exist to me” t-shirt. I tried for 257 consecutive days to work up the courage to speak to […]

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Why is everything so hard for me to understand?

I used to think my lack of confidence had something to do with not being as good as everyone else but it turns out that it’s to do with everyone else being better than me. […]

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Life is all about priorities.

My life probably won’t be made into a sitcom and I’ll probably never be as well known as water, extractor fans or the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris but that says more about […]

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My imaginary five-year-old niece is a better writer than Dan Brown and here’s the Google to prove it.

Hate is such a strong word that I hate to use it unless I’m talking about my complete and utter lack of understanding of how magnets work. If for some unknown, sick reason, I want […]

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Who is me?

It was the type of mystery that Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne and Velma wouldn’t touch with a ten foot magnifying glass and with good reason. The sequence of events were clear in my head: my […]

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You’ll never be as happy as this so don’t even bother trying.

There is no I in Happyness and that’s a fact. Jill Y is at her happyest when I shut up saying words and start talking to her about what’s swept under the carpet. I’m used […]

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With friends like these…

Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]

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Face On

Jill Y is perfect. I tell her this all the time because it’s true. She never leaves the toilet seat up, never leaves the bar while it’s open and always does the thing with the […]

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Easy on the eye.

We’ve all been there. You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents, only to realize that there are no batteries included or the McDonald’s voucher has already expired. I probably won’t have kids […]

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